Illustrator and cartographer. DnD 4E Apologist. I mostly do #TTRPG stuff. I'll make stuff for your game! 💼: https://xitter.cf/t.co/MQYD1AbkMO

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
Hi #RPG friends - available for cartography projects in April. If you're looking for a map for your adventure module, or something for your home game, I can work in a variety of different styles. If interested please email me at [email protected]
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Hello #TTRPG creator friends! Guess who's released a spot art pack for your fantasy RPG or adventure? That's right it's me. For £8.99 you can grab 20 high definition spot illustrations with a universal commercial license! queer-wizard.itch.io/queer-w…
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You should be allowed to eat out at a good price. People have eaten out at a good price for decades and decades and now you can't and people think it's always been a luxury
'Why not take your own sandwiches?' Viewers 'irritated' by couple who spend £52 on lunch at Costa on a family day out and then complain about the cost of living crisis
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lowkey i dont wanna live in a world with this technology man
Tell me why do we need this? There is no good reason why this should exist. We need some type of regulation!
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I know it’s disputed whether Terence Stamp is the Terry in Waterloo Sunset but for today’s purposes I think it’s a good thing to play in his memory
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this is how this guy's book starts
Whenever someone glazes Hideo Kojima, remember he once made a boss character that’s a lardass in a bomb disposal suit riding around on rollerblades and sipping wine from a wine glass with a straw. His name? Fat Man. “Genius”
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You can trace the cannibalistic yellowing of AI images across the internet—a strange side effect of the recent Ghibli fad—through this months-old generated history channel
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“Ugh Greta that was such a performative stunt” There’s been 5 flotillas before the Madleen. Israel used force against 4. 2010: 10 killed 2011: no incidents 2015: crew detained for 6 days 2018: crew tasered 2025: drones shot at the ship Think about why you didn’t know this
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i move to nominate this guy for the nobel prize, because he tried to warn us 8 years ago, but we didn't listen
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Hello everyone! I've just launched my 78 icon hex map icon pack! It's £3 and includes a commercial license. Enjoy! queer-wizard.itch.io/handy-h…
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Hello everyone! I've just launched my 78 icon hex map icon pack! It's £3 and includes a commercial license. Enjoy! queer-wizard.itch.io/handy-h…
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Goblin Spearman (old miniature study)
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Oh hey it's me - this exact cohort graduated into the worst recession of the last 50 years and haven't been able to recover financially or emotionally since. Hope this helps!
People who are 37-43 right now are extremely weird and maladaptive
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ブカブカデニムの裾のたるみを図解!
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My man had $800K and 23 days to shoot a movie and it looks better than pretty much everything
macbeth (1948) / orson welles
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lots of guys have a hard time understanding that many women get dressed and put on make-up for themselves or their friends. this should be obvious bc many straight men dress badly on purpose to signal to male friends that they're heterosexual. xitter.cf/Elpunto81/status/19185…
Replying to @dieworkwear
The point of the skit isn’t the clothes. The point is that she is his wife and will sexualize herself for strangers on the internet but not for him.
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weird thing about this video is that her home outfit is great and that dude is wearing a black shirt jacket with light grey sweatpants. no color coordination, texture, or silhouette.
Man spoke for millions of guys out there!
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this tweet was taken down for viol*ting guidel*nes so i cropped it
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K#5: Layout is over! 212 pages. We now move on to final editing and proofreading... Here, Eric's sandbox, with cool art by Beartdrawstuff and a great map by Ripley Matthews.
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On the 29th anniversary of A Fish Called Selma let's talk underrated stuff in this ep. I think you'll agree "from Chimpan A to Chimpan Z" is one of the greatest lines ever said by a human (pitched by David Cohen) but what's a less quoted line from this that you love? Mine is:
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