Jeff Sorensen

Just got this offer - CyberPowerPC Skyrim Legendary Sweepstakes woobox.com/xpzprk/3ns4ge from @cyberpowerpc

@TrevorHalligan phone's down. Girlfriend's store got robbed. Need to reschedule again. I'm pretty open this week except wednesday (b-day).

Oh twitter ... I abuse our relationship, yet you still hold on to what we once had. I'm not breaking up with FB, but I'll always love you.

Be vewy vewy qwiet ... I'm hunting wabbit (in the fridge)

Gettin ready for @bigticketfriday

Dear Twitter: I've been ignoring you. Consider that shit over.

NEW DEMO IS HERE! DJ Switch Presents FYI: vol. 1 (EXPLICIT) by djswitchpdx http://snd.sc/iiEZ3v via #soundcloud

DJ Switch Presents FYI: vol. 1 (EXPLICIT) by djswitchpdx http://snd.sc/iiEZ3v via #soundcloud

This fri, come by Guitar Center Clackamas for my Black Friday live rock demo! Gonna be recording live in front of a crowd starting @ 2pm!

Playin Jay's in Clackamas in, like, 20 mins!

Dear twitter: this is an update. I'm still here. That is all.

Noodles, podcast, then editing. Oh, and I have a new phone, so tweeting might happen more.

BTW ... just finished my first mash-up track. Cee-Flo vs. DJ Switch - That Fuckin' Apple Bottom Song: http://bit.ly/aZakxg Enjoy!

Oh man ... last nigiht @ MVP was crazy! Pics soon, I promise!

Playin' MVP tonight. Lemme buy you a drink!

10 yrs as a DJ, and I just finished two of the greatest albums I've ever heard. Should have arm-wrestled the @protomen when I had the chance

To the woman in the Sea-Tac Denny's: bitch all you want, it's still a Denny's. I want to go back to #pax.

Thank you #pax and thank you #enforcers. My first PAX was awesome.

Space room tonight, 9pm, E 48th and Hawthorne.

FedEx truck w/ "The World On Time" printed on the side just took an entire light to go through intersection. #whatadouche