
CEO of Studio Metropolis, Inc. Branding, comics, design, illustration. Artist on My Boyfriend Is A Shark (@mbfias).
Portland, OR
Joined December 2008
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"Camel spit is the cat piss of vomit."
-@Cooperstreaming
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new pfp

ALT digital painting of my face in white with heavy shadows under my eyebrows and highlighting my wrinkles, making me look equal parts decrepit and ghostly. the shadows are formed by negative space letting the background show through -- the background is a mix of cyan/magenta/yellow being enveloped by swirling inky black.
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Replying to @headgum
@headgum I can't listen to @SitcomDnD on any platform i go to, but my housemate can. i can play other podcasts fine, but I get an error with Sitcom on spotify, google, apple, and Headgum. ever heard of anything like that?
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first time I've ever gone out with a femme I'm interested in hooking up with and ending up at her place doing crafts instead.
I'm not mad about it.
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Liz promised @SaraSimoneNC my sketch of her would be "gorgeous." hopefully she's not writing checks my arm can't cash
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Day 5 with no Adderall. detoxing pretty noticeably. called 15 pharmacies in town, still nothing in stock. send memes or something, ya boi's hurtin'
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.@se_ransdell did a VERY though breakdown on this whole deal a while back:
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truly gobsmacked that Sony was able to string together two good movies in a row in the same franchise. unprecedented
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we get it @WDion17, you're hot, shut up about it
I have to assume you were my next door neighbor when I lived in the party house
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heads up -- if you're looking to hire an artist I would avoid this creeper
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me: wanna hear a sentence you've never heard from me before?
@pdx_tbh: yeah
me: I'm borrowing the vacuum
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I'm way ahead of schedule on my physical therapy compared to where they expected me to be after a week, which is super encouraging. and I will celebrate with... nothing, because I'm broke ๐คด๐ฅณ
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