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Sam French

@DJSamFrench

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djsamfrench.com
Joined June 2009
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Zach Dunn@zachbdunn7 Dec 2022
They could never make The Office today. One day is not enough time to make a whole tv show
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Trev🙃r
@whatdotcd3 Dec 2022
imagine how much happier you would be if you were this person
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most literate floridian
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Zoe Camp@jzcamp1 Dec 2022
How are we doing on breadsticks over here
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i’m rooting for them 😪
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Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.
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trash jones@jzux22 Nov 2022
benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up? benadryl: in a sense
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Silly Goose Studios called they wanna offer you a 3-picture deal
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Mook@ConnorMook_22 Nov 2022
*me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights* Yo Whatsup beast
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charlie@chunkbardey18 Nov 2022
and on top of everything else, fingies cold
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“don’t go alone, take this”
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people are surprised that pete davidson keeps dating famous women but that is simply the reward he received for carrying madame zeroni up the mountain
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Me: So this is called a “meme” and it says “NATO gf Warsaw Pact bf” JFK: What on oyth
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ppigg
@s4m31p4n13 Nov 2022
Can I come over and horrify you
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teryn@youngtiddy8 Nov 2022
i don’t care if ur british just don’t do it in front of me
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drake: twenni one, can you do something for meee 21 savage emerging from his pokeball: twenty one
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tomb@TurmShrub7 Nov 2022
me: so yeah once you hit "flow state" you don't even need the instructions really, you can just freestyle it date: omg that's so cute, how long have you been playing with Legos for? me: it's not playing
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IG: closedapp@ih8rts4 Nov 2022
me texting my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum
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danlet@evildanevil1 Nov 2022
Can I come over and act peculiar
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whenever i switch sleep positions i’m like this one’s gonna be huge for me
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Bibawen
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