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Sam French

@DJSamFrench

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Joined June 2009
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When I was 8 years old there’s no world in which you could convince me that the mini-bar m&m’s weren’t $5,000+
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Need i remind you that I’m so 2008; you’re so 2000 and late
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The greatest thing to come from professional football is taunting
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The only difference between us and the British is they pronounce lieutenant LUFFtenant
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Missed connections: Tesla supercharging station
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Zach Dunn@zachbdunn7 Dec 2022
They could never make The Office today. One day is not enough time to make a whole tv show
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imagine how much happier you would be if you were this person
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most literate floridian
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Zoe Camp@jzcamp1 Dec 2022
How are we doing on breadsticks over here
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i’m rooting for them 😪
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Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.
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Look at the end of the day it’s nighttime
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I dont want to watch something just matrix incept it to me so i will have already watched it please im fkn begging u
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trash jones@jzux22 Nov 2022
benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up? benadryl: in a sense
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Silly Goose Studios called they wanna offer you a 3-picture deal
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Mook@ConnorMook_22 Nov 2022
*me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights* Yo Whatsup beast
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The peoples republic of calabasas
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charlie@chunkbardey18 Nov 2022
and on top of everything else, fingies cold
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“don’t go alone, take this”
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people are surprised that pete davidson keeps dating famous women but that is simply the reward he received for carrying madame zeroni up the mountain
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Me: So this is called a “meme” and it says “NATO gf Warsaw Pact bf” JFK: What on oyth
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