COMEDIAN WHO WEARS SHORTS ON STAGE. PLANT-BASED GOD. NOT YOUR HOMIE. HOST OF @Interruptionsss. MY BUTT HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT @DaliaButt
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Oh the weather outside is frightful the fire inside is frightful the people inside are frightful the atmosphere inside is frightful the conv
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Trump is only “good for comedy” if you’re so damn dumb that you need the loudest and worst version of things completely lacking in nuance to laugh
I would argue that Trump & the rise of crowd work are both of examples of the worst forms of populism ruining group experiences
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If my wheelchair tips over in the middle of the street & you see me on the ground with cars whizzing past my head please don’t help, i want to be here
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I keep forgetting bluesky is an app bc the brilliant scholar who bought twitter helped me kick internet addiction
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This app isn’t letting me reply to ppl i’ve followed for years, is that a paid feature now too? I’ll write my replies as bsky posts & you can figure out which tweets they’re replying to
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IF WOMEN CAN REALLY HAVE IT ALL, WHY CAN’T I HAVE A 10-STEP SKINCARE ROUTINE *AND* A CAREER
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KEIR STARMER IS 5’8”?????
I *NEED* TO SEE THIS GUY IRL, HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE IT BELONGS ON SOMEONE 3 FEET TALLER THAN HIM
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I feel like this isn't a big ask
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Here’s your funding for mental health care, your street repair, your environmental code enforcement, your bike lanes, your bus routes, your homelessness caseworkers, your housing inspectors, your parks and libraries, your pre-k, your legal aid, your tree canopy,
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I got up early and didnt spend all morning on this app. Are you impressed???? well im here now.
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Winners of the Writer: Drama BAFTA are Charlie Brooker and Bisha K Ali for their work on Demon 79 (Black Mirror) 👏 #BAFTACraftAwards
ALT A pink graphic card with subdued accent patterns. The card is titled 'Writer: Drama' and the iconic BAFTA mask sits to the right of the card under a light blue and green diamond shape typographic element that reads 'Television Craft Awards'. The mask is stylised with green, orange, pink and blue doodles over it. The BAFTA Television Craft Awards logo sits in the bottom left corner. There is an image of Anjan Vasan starring in Demon 79 with her head leaned back and her eyes glazed over. The text below reads 'Charlie Brooker, Bisha K Ali Demon 79 (Black Mirror)
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🎶 “If ever I believe I Got-R-Done, then I’ll start back at one...” 🎶 – at Auburn, AL
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I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right