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A French woman walks the streets of Paris France with her baguette and six bottles of wine, 1945.
Photo by Branson Decou
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have yβall ever heard anyone say itβs βjust one bad doctorβ???? naw. they lose their licenses, they get sued, they get thrown in JAIL for medical malpractice. why? bc thereβs no room for mistakes or error in a profession that you swear to protect and help the people, PERIOD
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yas honey the roaring twenties are BACK. the stock market? CRASHING. global pandemic? SPREADING. my speakeasy? THRIVING. my asscheeks? FLAPPING.
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Husband just said βcasuallyβ to me: βmaybe you could google JLoβs workout and just do that?β as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kidsβ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.
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just found out the lyrics are βyeah babe yeah babe yeah babeβ
...these last couple days i thought bieber was saying : βget baked, get baked, get bakedβ
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Me hearing all the things I donβt want to accept but have to xitter.cf/sadiealeewhite/status/β¦
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Whichever streaming service offers all seasons of Bad Girls Club first, is getting my coin.
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idk if itβs daylight savings or if I just genuinely want to somersault off a cliff rn
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PLEASE READ. UPDATE: just wanted to let everyone know that this is OFFICIALLY the LAST BATCH and we are down to about 450 sets. We will NOT be restocking for the holidays. If you plan on gifting these then this is literally the last CHANCE you will have to grab these.
