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Jordan

@Cukes_
Joined September 2015
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VSCode is free software. It's not even possible to buy a license for it.
Department of Government Efficiency (@DOGE) profile pictureDepartment of Government Efficiency
@DOGE26 Feb 2025
This audit was repeated at the Department of Labor. Initial results: - 380 Microsoft 365 licenses with zero users - 128 Microsoft Teams conference room licenses; only installed in 30 rooms - 250 VSCode licenses; only using 33 - 129 Photoshop licenses; only using 22. - 5 cybersecurity licenses, each with > 20k seats; DOL headcount is < 15k
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i see that "thinking" directly reflects what autism feels like
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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prerat
@prerat22 Jan 2025
i got a co2 monitor to improve my air quality to improve cognitive performance but it turns out my house has very good circulation and co2 is always low even with closed windows & doors the cognitive performance just is what it is
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Found this in Reddit seems like it might be useful for some people.
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AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm21 Jan 2025
Netflix are once again raising their prices in the U.S. • The ad-supported tier will cost $7.99/month, an increase of $1/month • The Premium tier will cost $24.99/month, an increase of $2/month
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Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female. All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.
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posting this for no particular reason today
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when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious
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im in tears he basically did this
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FearBuck (@FearedBuck) profile pictureFearBuck
@FearedBuck16 Jan 2025
Donald Trump’s presidential portraits from his first term (2017) and second term (2025) 🔥
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|fuck you|
Mark Anthony (@Muskstaycalm) profile pictureMark Anthony
@Muskstaycalm7 Jan 2025
How to say fuck you but more positively? 🥲
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Concord should win GOTY over Balatro just because more money was spent on it. holy cow
Carlos (@sharintaint) profile pictureCarlos@sharintaint19 Nov 2024
Replying to @GenePark
And as meh as Concord turned out, I'd give it GOTY over something simple like say Sea of Stars or Balatro even if I like those games more. Simple games can be fun too but they're not on the same level as really complex games. Maybe we can have an award for best gameplay loop?
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Me, fighting God: “I better not use any of my consumables yet there might be a bigger guy after this”
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This is the first time The Simpsons were wrong😭
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Beautiful photo captured by a local Midwest photographer today at 4:55pm
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(The most unconvinced I have ever been in my life) that makes sense
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Satan
@s8n3 Nov 2024
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lcamtuf@lcamtuf1 Nov 2024
Our latest cybersecurity offering: we'll pray for your network. Starting at $49.95 per IP
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anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary
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Here is the happy little onion
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Zoraiz Ai (@YaZoraiz) profile pictureZoraiz Ai
@YaZoraiz21 Oct 2024
Don't ignore the happy little onion and you will have the best day ever
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