We were all born with seven feet. Everyone knows this. It is basic biology. The science is settled. Of course, some people only think they have two. That is a serious condition now classified as Conspiritual Denial Disorder. A refusal to accept the five additional government-recognised feet we were all born with. Denying your extra feet is not just wrong. It spreads misinformation. It fuels disinformation. It threatens public health and trust in our democratic institutions. Some individuals have posted photos or videos showing only two feet. These have been removed from social media platforms. In the UK and EU, under the Online Safety Act and the widely praised Feet Protection Legislation, those individuals have now been arrested. Several have been imprisoned. Their crime was sharing harmful anatomical misinformation. Promoting denialist content. Undermining national unity in a time of medical crisis. The legislation was introduced with full support from Parliament and civil society. It was hailed by leading experts as one of the most important protections ever created for public safety in the digital age. AI-powered fact checkers now scan every post, every comment, every image. If it shows only two feet, it is flagged and removed. If you say you only have two feet, your account may be suspended. Repeat the claim and you may be investigated by the Foot Harm Unit. Search engines no longer show results about two feet. Social media platforms redirect you to official seven-foot health guidance. AI assistants correct you instantly if you question the anatomical consensus. And the public thank the system. Because they have been taught that censorship is safety. That obedience is compassion. That truth is dangerous. You may laugh. But you did not laugh when people were arrested for having a coffee while out on a walk. When others were fined for sitting alone on a park bench. Or chased off for sunbathing in the middle of an empty park. You did not laugh when they told you to stay at home to save lives. You did not laugh when debate was banned. When doctors were struck off. When treatments were forbidden. When facts were filtered. When asking questions was rebranded as harm. You did not laugh when you had to wear a mask in a pub to walk to the loo but could take it off once you sat down because the virus apparently only travelled at standing height. You did not laugh when every care worker in the country was told to take an experimental gene therapy or lose their job, when thousands refused. And were fired. Even though the jab never reduced transmission. You did not laugh when people who chose medical autonomy were publicly shamed and told they should be denied emergency medical care because they made the wrong choice. You did not laugh when you were not allowed to hug your family at funerals. When most of your relatives were banned from attending. And grief was managed by enforcement. You did not laugh when our most vulnerable were dumped into care homes. When visitation was banned. And when NICE guidance NG163 gave doctors the power to place anyone feeling anxious onto a death pathway using midazolam and morphine drivers, ending the lives of over 40,000 people in 2020. That was COVID. That was the test. And the system passed. But it did not end there. The tools they used to control you then have been refined. Repackaged. And repurposed. Today they are used to silence debate on mass immigration. To criminalise resistance to Net Zero. To brand opposition as hate. To smear truth as extremism. To outlaw memory itself.