cats, bad takes and unhinged comments. **ALL POSTS are sponsored by my mental illness** Meat-puppet Strategist @hyperstrats

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I like how “DeFi” this time around is all about enforcing rules, limiting permissionlessness and holder agency, and building out the technical infra that institutions like the European Union will eventually use to control where you can spend your crypto and what you can spend it on
Today we're excited to introduce a new standard for V4 hook tokens. Our proposal to combat malicious vampire pools has been merged into Uniswap's URC repository as URC-5: Token Venue Policy. One standard defining where tokens trade to officially own their markets.
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When I was writing Unreal Engine 1, my time was divided as follows: - Around 30% went to seriously deep coding on hard problems: assembly language texture mappers, C++ BSP trees, data persistence, object oriented systems design, and networking. - Around 70% was just typing and refactoring large bodies of code needed for a complete engine feature set. This was not hard, and while I was doing it my mind was mostly on the deeper coding topics, thinking and planning for what's next. It didn't feel much different from vibe coding today, except that it was just me typing code on an IBM Model M keyboard rather than prompting it and reviewing the results. So, it has always seemed perfectly logical that we would rely on AI for that 70%, once the AI could do it with a similar quality standard as we could, which has never been perfection. It came as no surprise that, after a few years of AI model evolution, it was able to take the reigns on that 70% and free up programmers' time for more valuable tasks. What's more of a surprise is the emergence of AI as a sort of insta-Carmack able to solve hard technical problems quite cleverly and often cleanly, and that it's able to reason about and work in complex 3D scenes both by operating the tools and by directly understanding the raw data files. I abandoned assembly language in 1998 when out-of-order CPUs made much simpler C/C++ code faster, and never I missed it. If prompting through architectural documents, concept art, and design plans can transcend typing code and tweaking vertices, that will enable developers to spend their time on higher-level, higher value technical and creative tasks. What matters is the end product, whether it's a game or an engine. Anything developers can do to try out more ideas and make better software and games faster is a win for everyone.
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Shelle Lindholm
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Go have fun. 🏎️💨🛸 Roadster Lander. thanks elon
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Disneyland exists in order to hide that it is the "real" country, all of "real" America that is Disneyland (a bit like prisons are there to hide that it is the social in its entirety, in its banal omnipresence, that is carceral). Disneyland is presented as imaginary in order to make us believe that the rest is real, whereas all of Los Angeles and the America that surrounds it are no longer real, but belong to the hyperreal order and to the order of simulation. It is no longer a question of a false representation of reality (ideology) but of concealing the fact that the real is no longer real, and thus of saving the reality principle.
BREAKING: Tesla's Roadster flips off a ramp and hovers back to the ground. "Flying cars are real."
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I wake up. There is something new to collect.
🚀 NEW POKÉMON BOARD GAME! 👀 🕵️ Are You a Member of Team Rocket, by Any Chance? 🇯🇵 Japan release: November 12, 2026 👥 4–6 players | ⏱️ 30+ minutes | 🎂 Ages 10+ 🌎 Could we see soon an international release too? #Pokemon
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📣 New Bridge to migrate your loans from Blur: Use a loan offer on GONDI to repay your Blend loan and move your NFT over, without needing to repay the loan fully out of pocket. Go to your item page on GONDI to start migrating. Have questions about making the move? Reach out in Discord or DM @SignoreGondi.
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Dopeness is an understatement.
Streaming Superclip is now live: The @papertrade_xyz trading agent powered by DXAP user deposits. It's honest work. 🧑‍🌾📎🖇️📎👨‍🌾🧺 xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1OxwbnEYo…
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After paying £32,000 for @MoonGotchi 's software I was very skeptical. Mine also did this trade and it has paid for itself. I was wrong about ai and trading. .since this is total legit post I will give away half of what I made so far to people that comment and retweet "super legit"
WTF, I SLEPT AND MY JEV MEV BOT SANDWICHED THE PAPERTRADE PREDEPOSIT QUEUE, IT’S UP $3.1M AND TRADING DOESN’T EVEN OPEN UNTIL TOMORROW night 2 of the @papertrade_xyz predeposit, and Jev found the edge predeposit = you park USDC on papertrade before trading goes live on oct 10 so you’re first in when it opens papertrade = synthetic perps on hyperliquid, 1000x leverage, 0 market impact, 100% user owned 0 market impact means your trade doesn’t move the price. Jev read that and said “then i will move it emotionally” my setup: Jev watches the HyperEVM mempool, a crawler reads every papertrade reply guy on crypto Twitter, my Grok bots spam the approved relayers the bot log from last night: 1:12am crawler → someone tweets “papertrade is the only perp dex that matters” 1:14am Jev → yes, bullish signal, entering predeposit 1:31am Jev → notices the docs say small trades get slower confirmations during congestion 1:33am Jev → splits $212 into 21,200 one-cent deposits to become the congestion 2:02am Grok bots → every other predepositor is now stuck behind Jev 2:46am Jev → sandwiches the queue, gets in front of everyone and behind everyone at the same time 3:20am Jev → opens a 1000x synthetic long on a market that isn’t live yet, Jev says this is fine because it’s synthetic 4:05am Jev → closes the position before it was opened, +$612,400 i screamed reading that at 7am, my neighbor knocked honestly a bot that front-runs an exchange before the exchange exists is the fairest thing in crypto the predeposit vs my bank, same night: 10pm predeposit $212, bank $212 12am predeposit $212, bank $48,900 2am predeposit $212, bank $1,104,330 4am predeposit $212, bank $2,870,016 6:30am predeposit $212, bank $3,108,442 the predeposit didn’t move at all, 0 market impact confirmed, my bots made 1,466,152% on it not every trade worked, at 3:44am Jev shorted the HyperEVM block time and lost $18,220 at 12:58am it also tried to predeposit into the papertrade docs page, the docs page said no 2 nights, $212 → $3,108,442, 14,662x i rewatched [0:07] eleven times, that’s Jev cutting in line in front of himself bookmark it for tomorrow when trading opens and you’re still clicking by hand i’m not posting the setup here because the MEV bots read the replies too reply “papertrade schwans bot” and Jev will slide into your DMs personally be honest, what’s your plan for tomorrow, clicking by hand like it’s 2021?
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Approved in 3 seconds The checks are all green and no one on earth knows what it means. Lets ship it to prod. Its friday at 5. so we will leave it with god.
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""Fine, the market is going to flood. There is going to be more software then ever but that is not why we are making this, that is not why we make art. We have a human urge to create, so just follow the urge and ignore the hype, keep working on what you are working on. I cant wait to play your video games, view your art..."" Paraphrased from @hellobard
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Few understand this
🤖 Made with AI
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Verify passcode. Clicks cancel. Continues Lol
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More data than anyone else -> better models and harness -> better performance at task producing better data -> producing more unique use cases and generalization -> more data than anyone else Flywheel of the future
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Top 20 on OpenRouter and we are just getting started
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The Inn opens in October.
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Free roman storm.
Hester Peirce: mass KYC collection builds honeypots that get crypto holders phished, hacked, and physically attacked. Her answer: zero-knowledge proofs - verify without exposing anyone. Meanwhile, SDNY is retrying Roman Storm in April 2027 - on the theory that he committed a crime by NOT building one of those honeypots. The government's own expert, AnChain.AI's Philip Werlau, told the jury Tornado Cash needed a "user registry": a list of authorized users, with logins "like Gmail, Spotify." On cross he admitted it "could have collected personal identifying information." When the defense asked whether hackers target exactly such databases, prosecutors objected. Sustained. The jury never heard the answer. Surveillance is privacy. Free Roman Storm. Study the case. Read the docket. See for yourself how bad this precedent is. Make some noise. This case is a threat to every developer and every user who values privacy. The more people know, the harder it is to get away with.
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With English Pokemon cards going up, I think Delta Species Ditto Pokemon are so obvious. Stamped rev foils have sub 500 supply each for the most part, and only come in English. Unique ditto pokemon by popular artist Yuka Morii. They stand out in any collection. Even if you include Japanese and non stamped, the pop is still ridiculously low.
Did you know that the mutated Pokemon in δ Delta Species is TCG-exclusive lore? Introduced in 2005, it doesn't appear in the main games, anime or manga and the story was told via the cards. *The Backstory* Deep in the Mirage Forest was a mysterious healing spot. Researchers built the village of Holon, with the Holon Research Tower in the middle, to investigate. Holon remains a TCG-only region and looks like a giant Pokeball from above. They believed Mew might be connected to the areas powers and tried to attract it by emitting powerful electromagnetic waves. The experiment went wrong. The waves radiated out and mutated local Pokemon, changing their genetics completely. The altered Pokemon came to be known as *Delta Species*. Some of them such as fully evolved Pokemon gained a secondary Metal type. Some other Pokemon (e.g. Magnemite, Voltorb) also became capable of transforming into synthetic energy, and came to be known as *Holon's Pokemon*.
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Payment Processor V2 on Ethereum: 0x9A1D00bEd7CD04BCDA516d721A596eb22Aac6834 Payment Processor V3 on ApeChain: 0x9a1D00000000fC540e2000560054812452eB5366 use revoke.cash or similar.
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