Pedantic complainer, savage satirist, crypto veteran, ETH maxi & defi OG yield hacker. I meme in production. Pet cat @egirl_capital

Joined February 2011
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Hypothetical scenario of what each of these person will become / cost to UK tax payer: 1) The grandma Probs around 60, she will live up to 85 As an old person who doesn’t speak english (and won’t do any effort to learn it) she will fake some back / leg injury to avoid working she will get approx 1500£ a month (basic income + housing support + disability benefit + various energy checks) she won’t cause much trouble aside going to the hospital emergency once a week for random stuff like a headache Total 500k£ 2) the mother around 40 will also live to 85, won’t get a job because she has to take care of her 3 kids, will probs follow her mother path = with the complicity of some imported 3rd worlder muslim doctor she will fake an handicap she will get approx 3500£ a month (same as her mother + universal credit child support + child benefit) won’t cause too much trouble either Total: 1.9m£ 3) the little girl the girl will get pregnant at 18, will have 3-4 kids before she turns 25, won’t be a danger to society tho from 25 to 85, she will get in average 3500£ a month Total: 2.5m£ 4) the 2 boys neither of them will ever get a job, they will make extra money on the side stealing and selling phones and drugs, while collecting social benefits, they will wander in the streets especially at night, harassing white woman, might even commit a few rapes, won’t ever be expelled or go in jail for more than a few months because everyone deserves a 3245th chances and after all they come from a country at war that they had to flee (when in reality there is no war happening) they will each get approx 1.2k£ a month once adults, they will both live around 70 Total for both: 1.7m£ —- Total for the family: 8m£ Which is the equivalent of some high-end multi-use community and sports centre or a big modern public library + learning hub White men, don’t forget to send your checks to @HMRCgovuk tho
If you want to deport this child, vote Restore Britain.
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"Hit Dubai." "To win the war, supreme leader?" "What war?"
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I'd share my price targets for $ETH, but you ain't ready for it. It has more digits than you'd expect.
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$ETH bull case? Your future AI overlord likes the coins
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Opsec Protip: Submit Coinbase KYC Deposit $1000 Make a bunch of losing trades until you have a few cents left Never close the account so criminals know you’re broke when it gets hacked
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Scrolling as an $ETH holder
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"i wouldn't want to own risk assets here"
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hey babe for our anniversary you're getting a strategic jewelry reserve you will not be getting a new ring but we won't sell yours isn't that great
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Replying to @0xBelugaa
settings -> privacy and safety -> content you see -> interests
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How to manage your leveraged position on a day like this:
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*Hits blunt* Bruh, what if #Gary intentionally goes into unwinnable battles? Destroying the #SEC from the inside, as he wants crypto to triumph. BRUH
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I simply look at a chart and if I get a boner I buy.
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The labour market
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1/ Kamino Points is now live You can now view & track your points in the Points Hub: app.kamino.finance/points Welcome to the next chapter of Kamino Finance
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Replying to @0xbisbis @poordart
Why don't Arab countries have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day? Camel fatigue.
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Some updates from our 2D hedgefund - and our 2024 predictions egirlcapital.com/writings/Jg…
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1/ It’s unfortunate I have to make this thread but I am being sued by MachiBigBrother for an article I published in June 2022. Today Machi filed the defamation lawsuit. The lawsuit is baseless and an attempt to chill free speech. I intend to fight back & defend free speech.
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Did you know? 🤔 Transactions on Ethereum are considered finalized when included in a block that can't be changed without 1/3 of all staked ETH getting burned Let's learn how blocks achieve their finality status 👇 1/6
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