
Pedantic complainer, savage satirist, crypto veteran, ETH maxi & defi OG yield hacker. I meme in production. Pet cat @egirl_capital
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Personally would like to thank #Ledger.
For giving us experience in AI proof skills.
HW disassembly.
In every zombie show the zombies are actually Islamists. It all makes sense. You can unsee it.
You don't have to like I know you agree.
Update on rsETH incident:
According to our analysis, rsETH on Ethereum mainnet is fully backed.
Out of an abundance of caution, rsETH remains frozen across Aave V3 and V4 and exposure to the incident is capped.
WETH reserves also remain frozen across affected markets including Ethereum, Arbitrum, Base, Mantle, and Linea.
Aave is actively validating information and assessing potential resolutions.
Mfs be like
"ain't touching this #Defi shit ever again"
Followed by a dox with their withdrawal of 5800$.
Rseth is solid!
We froze it all and anything it touched.
K tnx bye.
Update on rsETH incident:
According to our analysis, rsETH on Ethereum mainnet is fully backed.
Out of an abundance of caution, rsETH remains frozen across Aave V3 and V4 and exposure to the incident is capped.
WETH reserves also remain frozen across affected markets including Ethereum, Arbitrum, Base, Mantle, and Linea.
Aave is actively validating information and assessing potential resolutions.
This one is for the 2 cent self appointed geopolitics experts #FreeIran
A #Gayatollah becomes the first openly gay leader of an Islamic country.
The LBQGT community:
It is very telling.
Everyone claiming that #Aave is at fault here, is exactly the type of person that would check that tickbox without a second thought.
💀💀💀
0x5884b2faa9ad6f38010831e2290e515af17a7d47 ++ 4,824ETH
0x4838B106FCe9647Bdf1E7877BF73cE8B0BAD5f97
++13,087 ETH TitanBuilder
Poor fellow swapped $50m -> $35k on eth mainnet 😭😭😭
etherscan.io/tx/0x9fa9feab3c…
CryptoCat.🇺🇦 retweeted
Hypothetical scenario of what each of these person will become / cost to UK tax payer:
1) The grandma
Probs around 60, she will live up to 85
As an old person who doesn’t speak english (and won’t do any effort to learn it)
she will fake some back / leg injury to avoid working
she will get approx 1500£ a month (basic income + housing support + disability benefit + various energy checks)
she won’t cause much trouble aside going to the hospital emergency once a week for random stuff like a headache
Total 500k£
2) the mother
around 40 will also live to 85, won’t get a job because she has to take care of her 3 kids, will probs follow her mother path = with the complicity of some imported 3rd worlder muslim doctor she will fake an handicap
she will get approx 3500£ a month (same as her mother + universal credit child support + child benefit)
won’t cause too much trouble either
Total: 1.9m£
3) the little girl
the girl will get pregnant at 18, will have 3-4 kids before she turns 25, won’t be a danger to society tho
from 25 to 85, she will get in average 3500£ a month
Total: 2.5m£
4) the 2 boys
neither of them will ever get a job, they will make extra money on the side stealing and selling phones and drugs, while collecting social benefits, they will wander in the streets especially at night, harassing white woman, might even commit a few rapes, won’t ever be expelled or go in jail for more than a few months because everyone deserves a 3245th chances and after all they come from a country at war that they had to flee (when in reality there is no war happening)
they will each get approx 1.2k£ a month once adults, they will both live around 70
Total for both: 1.7m£
—-
Total for the family: 8m£
Which is the equivalent of some high-end multi-use community and sports centre or a big modern public library + learning hub
White men, don’t forget to send your checks to @HMRCgovuk tho
Do you support #Islamists?
100%Fuck no
0%Yes, 🐐 are kinda sexy
6 votes • Final resultsLooks like a shotcoin price chart kek
Iran Missile launches during the first 8 days of conflict:
🚀 Ballistic Missiles:
🔴 Day 1 — 350
🔴 Day 2 — 175
🔴 Day 3 — 120
🔴 Day 4 — 50
🔴 Day 5 — 40
🔴 Day 6 — 32
🔴 Day 7 — 28
🔴 Day 8 — 15
🛸 Drone Swarms:
🟢 Day 1 — 294
🟢 Day 2 — 541
🟢 Day 3 — 200
🟢 Day 4 — 85
🟢 Day 5 — 45
🟢 Day 6 — 38
🟢 Day 7 — 30
🟢 Day 8 — 12
- @World_Insights1
"😭 You can't torpedo a warship.😭 It was unarmed, 😭 it was just a naked baby."
Cope harder Ahmed. #FreeIran











