Amateur novelist. Data goddess. All around geek. “Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.” - Nick Fury

Joined October 2010
Crowbarland Apps (1) Crowbarland Books (17+1 WIP) Crowbarland Chronicles (subset of books, 11) Crowbarland Data (my day job) Crowbarland Entertainment (my talent job) Crowbarland Fantasy (subset of books, 6+1 WIP) Crowbarland Games (1 WIP) #WhyIHaveNoFreeTime
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Today's #ITWNBM is an SNL sketch called Fascist Jeopardy. Contestants at JD Vance (who gets the answers from a very noticeable earpiece), McConnell (who just grunts, but they hear the correct response) and the reigning champion Trump (who rambles incoherently). @nbcsnl
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I keep waiting to hear that @elonmusk has a secret volcano base somewhere, for his more secret projects.
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Today's #TVSTWNBM, a new Law and Order spin off. Law and Orde: SVU: The Epstein Files. Dun dun bitches. @lawandordertv
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Abolish ICE! No “reforming” or “restructuring” or “defunding” can ever fix a system built on criminalization, trauma, and fear. ICE has continued to violate human rights, and the only way forward is to ABOLISH. #AbolishICE
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The audacity!!
The House of Representatives voted 341-79 yesterday for an additional $3.3 BILLION to Israel:
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Warning: This month's release, Reluctant Supervillain, is intended as a #darkcomedy. It is not meant for people who cannot get pleasure in instant karma for rapists or those that take satirical characters seriously. #books #lgbtqbooks amazon.com/dp/B0FVY5VG51
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A pokemon game that will never be made ( #PGTWNBM ), because heaven forbid they make a game for those of that grew up with Pokémon Yellow, or a game that doesn't sound like it was written for and by 12 year olds. @Pokemon
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A random little kid shows up on your roof out of nowhere, asking you to help her cook a donut. What do you do? #PokemonLegendsZADLC
0%Ask how she got up there
100%Back away slowly
0%Call Child Prot Services
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Anyone else wondering if @aftynfortn is going to demand a hand recount? We need to know for certain before the midterms or this might never stop. #protectthemidterms
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Oh, good, another dumb thing @duolingo is doing: speaking flashcard lessons. Why do I say it's dumb? A: I can say the word flawlessly and it still marks it wrong B: not enough practice lessons for me to remember everything C: it includes WORD I HAVEN'T LEARNED YET #Duolingo
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For the practice lessons, well... You remember when you used to practice to earn back hearts? Back when duolingo wasn't a solid block of ads with the occasional language lesson? Ah, the good old days. Someone needs to make a classic #duolingo clone from back when it wasn't shit.
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If I blow a 1 or a 2 tomorrow, Thanksgiving will be a boost day instead of a cheat day. #LumenLife #Dieting
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If @elonmusk really thinks money is going to be irrelevant in 10 years, why is he so insistent in hoarding wealth and being the world's first trillionaire?
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