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Berwick, PA
Joined May 2009
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No?
Problem solving…. Hear me out. Game 6 in Atlanta at Mercedes Benz? Could we pack that out ATL???? @WNBA
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San Francisco: Captured
🤖 Made with AI
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This is how Dr. Seuss probably talk smack. “It’s no sausage, but it might be a little green eggs and ham, you know what I mean? Jaylen I am”
Jaylen Brown on Jayson Tatum: “It’s no beef, but it might be little lamb chops and some gravy, you know what I mean? “He should stay ready at all times.”
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Texting is really nice on the Duo
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Trust me ESPN, if I’m watching South Alabama-Marshall on a Tuesday night, you don’t need to promote this Saturday’s games for me. I know that they’re happening.
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they finna be named The Philadelphia Jalen Hurts after that lawsuit
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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This is horrifying
No reason to be concerned about Texas right now, still think they’re safely in the CFP as a No. 22 or 23 seed.
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Not being a part of this is a small step
Building the Worst Possible NFL Team via Statpadded on IG
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1. A throwback nobody remembers 2. Not cool looking in the slightest 3. Not even within the same universe of the team’s current or memorably recent color scheme Nailed it ✅✅✅
Adding Orange to our palette
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Mike Evans Checking to see the name on the back of the Jersey is an all-time Gif and trash talk moment that I wish I would have thought of.
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👑 JAMEIS WINSTON, just put up 3️⃣0️⃣ for the second straight week, despite receiving abysmal run support, & had an MVP level 3️⃣5️⃣3️⃣ total yards & 3️⃣ TDs‼️ JAXSON DART, in his entire NFL career, has NEVER led an O to 30+ pts w/o getting more than 105+ yds PLUS 1+ TD of run support🤣 JAMEIS just hung 30 AGAIN, this time w/ just 76 yds, a gross 3.3 ypc, no TDs & a fumble lost of run support🤮 ... and ... 3️⃣ missed FGs😡 Thanks to JW, the Giants SHOULD have scored 42+, but it's a TEAM game & they only tied 😡 3-1-1, 1st place, with Jameis still undefeated; it is what it is😮‍💨
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Minkah Fitzpatrick: 2 personal fouls on the same drive. #Jets
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Al Michaels absolutely out to lunch comparing this to Rams-Eagles. The Eagles were up 10, rendering the FG mostly meaningless. The Bucs were up 14, rendering the FG the effective game ender.
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There is absolutely no rationale to not kicking the FG there. It’s about as bad analytically as you can possibly imagine.
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Did the president of Montenegro not realize that we have a ball knower Pope now?
Montenegro President: “Novak Djokovic is from Montenegro.” Pope Leo XIV: “He’s Serbian.” Montenegro President: “He also is very keen of Montenegro.” Pope Leo XIV: “Okay.” ………….
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Aaron Judge should be out there striking out with the boys
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Do you know how hard it is to be the guy with the “1” in 1-hitter but have everyone be mad exclusively at you
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Colorado took a timeout because there were only 8 players out for FG block They then came out after the timeout with only 9 players
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Can’t do that on the kickoff either. The end game coaching in this league has been so bad this year
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