lousy feminist, she/her, bacon,

Newcastle, New South Wales
Joined February 2020
The Vagina is the inside bit, the vulva is the outside bit. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk
A woman who loves you will not put her vagina in your mouth
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If you'd like to do something, anything, to support Helen Haines and send love to her and her family, you can donate in her name to Save The Children. A special account has been set up with all donations going to Save The Children Please share if you can savethechildrenfundraising.o…
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Random Australiana tip: If you can't remember how to spell Woolloomooloo, think 'sheep, toilet, cow, toilet' You're welcome.
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my idiot son enjoying his favorite tasty treat: plastic wrap
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10 more days until Halloween! Ah ah ah! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
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I didn't screw the bottle in the soda machine all the way and water sprayed all over. Instead of being grown up and wiping it up I leant over in my overalls to use the bib top and I hit my head on the overhead shelf. Then I laughed and cried because it hurt but it was so stupid
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The world is on fire, but my neighbor has a massive cat named Maximus, a regular sized cat named Mediumus, and a little kitten named Minimus.
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If you find yourself defending shackling a 16yo girl giving birth in chains you should probably assess what went wrong in your life to make you like this
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I was asked to address this, so here we go. “Salt is salt. It all tastes the same.” I admire the confidence of making a sweeping declaration about an ingredient used in virtually every cuisine on earth. Unfortunately, confidence and accuracy are not always “seasoning” the same dish. I’m sorry you had to find out this way. The silver lining is that you can stop wasting YOUR money on expensive salt. The caveat is that you’ve mistaken chemically similar for culinarily identical. Let’s talk about that! 🧵
Since I’m getting things off my chest there’s something else you all need to know. Salt is salt. Doesn’t matter if you get table salt or fancy Himalayan pink volcano ash virgin salt, it tastes the exact same. I’m sorry you had to find out this way and silver lining is you can stop wasting your money.
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Found on the Woolies site…some people are funny bastards
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arachnophobia is so lame bro just let spiders get married
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My Halloween costume this year is a vampire flapper from The Great Batsby
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i love when people try insult me about the way i look, babe ive been on the internet for way too long to tie any of my self worth to whether or not some divorced guy who pays $8 a month for twitter thinks im hot or not
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Hey @ChappellRoan you forgot the ciggie; but still 9/10
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The stained glass egg carton is finished
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Dad is trying to reason with Uni
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I was curious why I was seeing bats in the trees in my front yard during the day and I googled it. Apparently it's due to habitate loss and food shortage. So I just cut up an apple and took it out the front. Poor bats
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A very dapper needle felted badger!
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I just farted whilst on the Merlin App and it registered the fart as a Robin. I feel it’s my greatest achievement.
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Apologies, Nina has been taking a bit of social media break
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