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Attempting slight comedic efforts. All the crop insurance info you didn’t not ever not know you were missing. @Not_the_FSA ‘s Mom is my hall-pass.

Farmers Rock, USA
Joined May 2022
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Mrs CropInsCatwomen is super smart, super hot, and super kind. She also never ever ever dethaws the pre-made freezer meals enough. So undoubtedly, the family is ready to eat and middle of said meal is chilly. Should I let it go…or make a strategically placed joke?
18%Joke. For sure.
24%Hold resentment for years
16%Let it go. 😒
42%“I like it cold”🤞get laid
45 votes • Final results
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Become your agents’ favorite farmer.
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Talk to your friendly neighborhood Crop Agent today.
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How’s harvest going?
29%Ahead of schedule 👍👍
36%On schedule 👍
25%Behind not panicking 😕
11%Oh 💩😬🤢😧
28 votes • Final results
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Live look at the coffee shop…
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Happy SCD for those who celebrate. Winter Wheat/Forage Production/Margin Protection/MCO….here’s looking at you.
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How Old Crop Insurance agents explain the game to New Crop Insurance agents. Nailed it.
My analyst when the investment committee asks him a question he should absolutely know the answer to Absolute masterclass. Take notes.
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I don’t make the rules. Just report facts.
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Want to know the dumbest thing I consistently do in my life. I miss one fingernail during clipping and find it later in the day. I hate it. So much. But……The best thing I do is @Not_the_FSA ‘s Mom.
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Adjustor’s, whatcha think?
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Have a great night everyone!
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My sports hating wife, CropInsCatwomen, is scrolling while I’m watching @CollegeGameDay She seems to think @PatMcAfeeShow is rather entertaining. If she keeps this up, I might have to kick @Not_the_FSA ‘s Mom to the curb…
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Live look at my office Also at Crop Insurance TwittX
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Labor Day is for:
57%Labor
7%Camping
7%Fishing
30%@Not_the_FSA’s Mom
88 votes • Final results
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