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Happy Corn Final Plant Date to most of you in the Midwest! Remember, if you do have to plant late, @Not_the_RMA will be happy to reduce your guarantee without batting an eye. They live for moments like this!
Can we please not start talking about Margin Protection already....we are one week removed from one sales close date, and Margin Protection is 6 months away. Can I at least get 1 month to recover?
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Its been a long Monday...let's stir the pot a bit.....thoughts on the Farm Credit letter? I know you guys have your opinions.....lets hear them!
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It's that time of year again! At the MN Crop Conference today and tomorrow....come up and say hi and I'll buy you a drink tonight! You all disappointed last year, step up your game!
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Many of you may have noticed that @Not_the_RMA is MIA. This one stings a bit as we loved the back and forth banter, and it was all in good fun. Unfortunately, a couple of people, that obviously can't take a joke, ruined it for the rest of us. You may have silenced one of us but
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Ladies and gentlemen......ERP is not that complicated.....it's not our fault your agent put the wrong cause of loss. #drought vs #excessiveheat #ERP22
@Not_the_RMA get your causes of loss in order, and this wouldn't happen....
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And not a single person got a free beer tonight... you should be ashamed of yourselves. Do better!!
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30 minute countdown until beers start flowing!!! Don't forget to say hi to get a free beer!!
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I will be at a certain State's Crop conference (midwest) tomorrow and Thursday......if you find me and tell me you know my secret identity, I will buy you drinks all night!! Good luck!
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Just did a same year production reporting presentation.....everyone in the room now hates me! Thanks @Not_the_RMA ....
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We're gathering feedback on possible changes to prevented planting #cropinsurance coverage through virtual and in-person listening sessions. Your feedback will help us provide better crop insurance options. Details: bit.ly/46OidHF
ALT RMA's prevented planting listening sessions. picture is an illustration of a barn wearing headphones.
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Tip of the week: Don't point out your companies shortcomings/issues (even though that's what the meeting was for) in an effort to make them better. People just end up crying and telling on you....just say everything is good, great, grand, and move on!!
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Happy Friday, and I hope everyone has a good weekend and gets some much needed rain... Everyone except @Not_the_RMA , you can 👇🏻
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In non ag/Crop Insurance news... My 6 year old just called it Duck-Duck-Goose....he's being put up for adoption tomorrow.
We all know it is Duck-Duck-Gray Duck. I'm sure everyone got used to calling it that, and then @Not_the_RMA decided to change it for no reason at all.....
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