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Ex professional gamer, ex game tester, current Scrum Master. Has $150 worth of ninja swords and wall scrolls.

Austin, TX
Joined April 2009
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New map leak!
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Here's a compilation of mascots destroying kids in football
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ARMATURE STUDIO is seeking an ENGINEERING MANAGER! Please see armature.com for further details
Armature Studio is seeking a local UI Designer with game experience for an exciting new project! See armature.com for details
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ARMATURE IS HIRING! Positions open for immediate hire: Technical Artist Animator/Rigger and of course Programmers! armature.com/jobs/
Lets do this, RT this for a chance to win a pair of 3 Day FFF Passes! funfunfunfest.com/ Winner picked tonight.
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My review for @jtimberlake's 20/20 Experience is available via @okayplayer as of right damn now okp.la/13jo5g
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Replying to @Goons_TXT
@Goons_TXT This year's Valentine's Day was spent in my room trying to drown out the loud sex noises from upstairs with video games and anime
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Ray Lewis is crying as much as the family of the guy his friend murdered. Yay sports redemption
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SO HOT OUT I SWEATED OFF MY FACE PAINT BE4 MY CRUCIAL SPEECH AT SPENCERS GIFTS. ALSO NO BLACK LIGHT ROMNEY POSTERS? SO THATS BULLSHIT
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I was considering voting for @MittRomney, but then I remembered I ENTERED THE WORLD THROUGH A VAGINA.
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Idiots. You're all idiots!!!! Sincerely, Your thirsty & tired nurse.
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I’m all for equal opportunity in the workplace, but you should be able to fire someone if you find out they’ve ever been to a Burning Man.
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Onion Weather Center: World Would Be Better Off If Tornado Tore Through Dallas onion.com/NUmXhg
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???? #WorldSeries
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Mariachi El Bronx is very proud to present for your viewing pleasure... the stripper dart. youtu.be/4CMc9VvaXwU
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Make sure you follow @Qwikster for all of the latest DVD rental and blunt smoking news.
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