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The second I saw this I thought to myself "I bet this is in Queensland".
If Texas & Florida could have a love child, it'd be Queensland.
He thought the skull was Aboriginal, so he took it to the pub where they used it as an ashtray.
What the hell is wrong with people?
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City fans saying this doesn't take away their memories is like finding out your dad got convicted of banging your sister and saying 'ah well he took us on some class holidays to Tenerife'
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Very painful to be in your 40s. You find both older people and younger people unbearable.
You also find other 40 year olds unbearable.
Truly a great age.
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“Bringing in James Harden to win a championship is like electing Donald Trump to fix your country.”
- @maxkellerman
(Via Game Over / h/t @NBA__Courtside )
See ya Pep, thanks for ruining football.
Manchester City are preparing for Pep Guardiola’s exit after Sunday's game against Aston Villa.
Sources have told BBC Sport that Guardiola is expected to leave the Etihad at the end of the season, though City aren’t currently commenting.
Work towards Guardiola’s anticipated exit is under way at City, with members of staff of the understanding he will leave.
It is understood members of the squad are also anticipating his departure after the Villa game this weekend.
Former Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca, who worked under Guardiola at City, is the front-runner to replace the 55-year-old.
It is understood City have turned their attentions towards how best to mark the tenure of their iconic boss.
This will go down as one of the worst VFL/AFL games in history, absolutely putrid #AFLSaintsLions
😂😂😂
Nikki Glaser's cut #GoldenGlobes joke about Sydney Sweeney:
"People just aren’t going to the theaters to see things. If you don’t believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours and it made $14.”
variety.com/2026/tv/news/nik…
😂😂😂 more chance of @halleberry agreeing to go out with me than Chelsea have of signing Vini Jr! 😂😂😂
Putting the #NBA on Amazon Prime is one of the worst things to happen to the sport. Between the buffering issues & the audio dropping out every 15sec, it's borderline unwatchable.
Thanks @ESPNAusNZ I really didn't want to watch the last 2mins of this game, thank god you cut away to an ad block, 5min of 2 former nfl players rowing to the artic circle & a replay of nbl overtime from 4 days ago. Whoever works in editing/production should be fired immediately.
Well after his #ashes predictions went up in flames inside 2 days, spurs a fair chance this weekend 😂😂😂
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Lady: do you drink beer?
Me: yes.
Lady: how many per day?
Me: 3.
Lady: how much do you pay per beer?
Me: $5 each including tip.
Lady: how long have you been drinking?
Me: about 20 years.
Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.
Me: sounds correct.
Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?
Me: do you drink beer?
Lady: no.
Me: where's your fucking plane?