@CountOn7

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Joined June 2011
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Holly Rowe
BBO🍫@WilkinsWonkaOct 11
Things that could have fit in this gap (a thread)
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@khamsznOct 12
leave mark andrews in the nearest gay bar and let those niggas deal with him
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Hold your horses @PALottery | #HereWeGo
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Magills
@magills_Sep 16
“You didn’t think it was suspicious when a guy named SIDDARTH JAWAHAR asked for the $15,000,000 to be in Amazon gift cards?!?!?!”
Fox News
@FoxNewsSep 16
BREAKING: Travis Kelce has been named as a victim in a massive Ponzi scheme that pulled in more than $35 million from investors. Siddharth Jawahar, a 38-year-old illegal immigrant, pleaded guilty to three counts of wire fraud and has now been sentenced to 11 years in federal prison and ordered to pay more than $31 million in restitution. Prosecutors say Jawahar took in more than $35 million but invested only about $10 million, using new investor money to repay earlier clients and fund private jets, luxury hotels, and expensive outings. Kelce’s individual losses have not been publicly disclosed as this time, @Max_Gorden reports.
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I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.
The Palestine News Network
@PaliNewsNetworkJul 5
Replying to @mchooyah
You’re a fucking pussy 😂
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chl$
@chelsssseeeeaApr 30
Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan
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BREAKING: Mike Vrabel has informed the Patriots he plans to retire as head coach and join JP Morgan’s leveraged finance team.
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Sorry about my 6 year long affair, here’s a hoodie
New York Post
@nypostApr 27
Mike Vrabel jets to Salt Lake City mid-NFL draft, buys wife apology present after Dianna Russini photo scandal trib.al/0EjSnDv
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Dianna Russini made a Spotify playlist called "TURNIN THE PAGE" that she shared with a user named "Mike" on December 19, 2022. Which just so happens to coincide with a four-game Titans losing streak
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Mike Vrabel gets to the podium, takes a deep breath, and says I’d like to take this chance to apologize … TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY — shotguns a beer and announces the Patriots have traded for George Pickens
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amanda
@desi0reApr 22
mom trying to comfort me like
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When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue
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jon rahm yeah, leave it short you fat fucking pussy
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jon rahm not one fucking birdie, NOT ONE FUCKING BIRDIE!!. you fat piece of shit, don't even show up tomorrow
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Retard Finder
@IfindRetardsApr 6
Replying to @mushycrouton
Imagine being so retarded you have pronouns next to your name
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bra flipped his car off pills n called trump. you can’t write better comedy dawg.
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Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower
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the toilet at work flinches when I unbuckle my belt
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NBA Shane
@Shane00Mar 30
You beat your gf and/or kids and its nothing, but you don't bow down to the gay mob and you are kicked out Massive, embarrassing L by the NBA
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaMar 30
The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.
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If a man with no arms or legs can not only play professional cornhole but also kill someone with a gun then Arkansas can beat Arizona on Thursday night. Impossible is nothing.
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