the costco food court is my wakanda

hi guys please oomf me up im very lonely over there

HELLO EVERYPONY IM MOVING TO @SCHIZOPOOP

i think its time for me to make a new account

Big dinner tonight🤤

Shitting on company time

Guy calling me princess but he struggled to carry the bag I gave him omg thats such an ick

I get off work an hour early today

Does anyone want to hi five

I was petting this guys dog and now my hands reek of poo

YOU ARE NOT A COUGAR YOU ARE A DIDDY FOID

A rav4 could never ruin my d- oh...

Goonmorning everypony

they asked me to get on please let me let go of this game im so tired hitler

whenever i say that old red pandas name from kung fu panda i feel like a japanese guy trying to say master chief

Tofu in sugar free ice cream topping

I feel very violent when I see someone with perfectly colour coded and neatly written notes

New bowl