dad, @Lions fan #OnePride, former talk radio producer and host, writer(?), deterministic flat universer

San Anselmo, CA
Joined April 2008
Hi, I wrote a story about a dystopian future where everyone must carry a handgun by law, and “level” it at each other’s heads, for safety. It’s told through a sweet family get together for 13-year-old Ronna’s coming-of-age ceremony. Available on Amazon: a.co/b4vuGJR
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Hi, I wrote a story about a dystopian future where everyone must carry a handgun by law, and “level” it at each other’s heads, for safety. It’s told through a sweet family get together for 13-year-old Ronna’s coming-of-age ceremony. Available on Amazon: a.co/b4vuGJR
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Apparently, today is National Astronaut Day, and while Trump is laughably trying to take credit for “rescuing” the space station astronauts, I’m reminded of the time he childishly flipped off a female astronaut when she corrected him…
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What’s wild is that Pete Hegseth admitting to drinking on the job would actually make him look better.
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The Signal leak, where Defense Secretary Hegseth texting The Atlantic editor-in-chief plans to bomb Yemen, will be a great test for the cult-like devotion of Republicans… Everyone, no matter their ideology, should be asking for heads; if they don’t, it’s definitely a cult.
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As a white dude, I don’t accidentally do Nazi salutes; like when waving or blocking the sun from my eyes with my right hand, it won’t look like a Nazi salute; it’s not even difficult, like an involuntary reflex from a lifetime of not wanting to be mistaken for a Nazi #ElonIsANazi
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Shoot, I lost the pool; I had they wouldn’t do a Nazi salute until this Thursday.
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Yikes… Elon Musk throws up a Nazi salute and his friends are like, “Nah, he’s just f-ckin’ ret-rded…”
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If Elon Musk were poor, he’d spend all his money on samurai swords.
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If I had a band, I’d name it Drones Over New Jersey, call the first album “Polio’s Revenge,” and the first track “Birds Aren’t Real.” I’d be huge. Not like Taylor Swift huge, but my song “Joe Rogan Got Elon Musk Perma-Stoned” would hit Number One for at least two weeks.
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The post is 🔥 and the replies prove conservatives are more likely to pretend to be offended by a crude post than an onslaught of inhumane attacks by someone who defends rapists. @RepJackKimble 👏👏💨💩🤢
If I can say a word in Nancy Mace’s defense, she has dietary issues that leave her not only constipated, but when she does have a movement it is loud enough that we can hear it in the hallway or men’s room and the smell has stripped the paint off of three of stalls in the women’s restroom.
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#Trump: “You’re not gonna post that are you? I didn’t have my hair on.” Musk: “Of course not.” Musk: …
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Jesus, Biden, what are you doing… The Pope didn’t even smile for this loser
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Wow! In a brilliant find, the Lincoln Project has unearthed footage of Donald Trump using slurs against Kamala supporters: “They’re scum and they want to take down our country. They are absolute garbage.” - Donald Trump, 9/7/24
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This picture tells us he has ZERO friends… Not one person around him would feel comfortable saying, “A bit too much bronzer there, Donny.”
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I would love to meet even one Puerto Rican who was swayed by this… Like, “oh yeah, he lost me when he hosted a racist rally and crapped on my people, but then I saw this video, and now he has my vote!”
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What he’s describing is what newspapers already do; he didn’t allow them to make an endorsement, something the @latimes has done almost every presidential election since 1884
So many comments about the @latimes Editorial Board not providing a Presidential endorsement this year. Let me clarify how this decision came about. The Editorial Board was provided the opportunity to draft a factual analysis of all the POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE policies by EACH candidate during their tenures at the White House, and how these policies affected the nation. In addition, the Board was asked to provide their understanding of the policies and plans enunciated by the candidates during this campaign and its potential effect on the nation in the next four years. In this way, with this clear and non-partisan information side-by-side, our readers could decide who would be worthy of being President for the next four years. Instead of adopting this path as suggested, the Editorial Board chose to remain silent and I accepted their decision. Please #vote.
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Republicans are more upset at Kamala Harris calling trump a fascist than at trump for being a fascist.
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