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Rousing public speaker afflicted with agoraphobia. Mermaid who forgot how to swim. Beautiful fatty. Oxymoron.

Joined June 2008
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Wrote about so-called "missing white woman syndrome" back in 2014. Back then, upwards of 40% of missing folks were people of color and yet the media only covered white women like Gabby Petito who disappear. It's worth asking why. takepart.com/article/2014/07…
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a Pride of lions. a Murder of Crows. a Weak-sauce of republican senators
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Chris Pine is his stage name. His full name is Christmas Pinetree
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Talking the lie vs. yelling the lie doesn’t make it less racist. Do not be confused by the low energy racism of Mike Pence. He and the president read from the same hymnal.
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Gotta hand it to him, he’s a creepy talking jar of mayo who doesn’t believe in science unless it’s “conversion-based” and dodges questions and lies with such ease that he legit may be a robot and he’s co-responsible for the deaths of 210,000+, but boy did Mike Pence not say shit!
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Chadwick Boseman out here literally dying in front of us is a HUGE reminder that we never know what battles people are fighting. You don't know what's killing a person. Be kind. Offer grace. Be gentle. Love freely.
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Just a theory but: Grieving beloved celebrities is often a pressure release valve for interpersonal mourning we’ve denied ourselves.
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CRUISE LINES ARE REGISTERED IN OTHER COUNTRIES TO AVOID PAYING UNITED STATES TAXES. DO NOT BAIL THEM OUT WITH UNITED STATES TAXPAYER MONEY.
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orgies down 100%
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My lone Super Bowl tweet: no group of human beings will ever be as happy about anything as the city of Philadelphia was two years ago.
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For @PhillyMag, I wrote about what Kobe Bryant meant to me and how I struggled between my personal politics around his legacy as a Black legend in sports and his abuse of that power in perpetuating rape culture. For me, it's about holding nuance. #RIPKobe phillymag.com/news/2020/01/2…
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These Mummers are getting out of hand.
Pope Francis smacks woman's hand to free himself from her grip cnn.it/2Qfvaol
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#GoodNewsRUHLES: Decades ago, Mike Esmond and his young family were left without heat after he couldn’t pay their utilities bill. That experience inspired him to pay it forward this year. Check out what he did to help 36 families in his community:
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My cat is coming for your diva crown Mariah Carey. Her vocal runs are purrrrfect.
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Man boobs are cigarettes & lady boobs are marijuana. Most people hate man boobs yet they’re allowed everywhere - lady boobs are fun & not harmful yet still mostly criminalized. – at Manhattan, NY
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We traded Ben Carson for Tom Hanks. No takebacks.
Thomas Ladarius Hanks coming for y’all necks!!!
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“Oooooo look at meeeee, I’m a human and I’m drowning, won’t somebody heeeeeelp meeeeee”
Great white being a goof
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OMG. Sis @TiffanyDCross DRAGGED them for FILTH!!!!!! 💀💀💀
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TSA agent: your ID doesn’t look like you at all Me: I chopped all my hair off and I look gayer now TSA agent: Oh yeah that’s it Guy behind me in line: Oh I see it now
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