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There are two types of people in the world: those who don't get Jeff Goldblum & those who think they get Jeff Goldblum.
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Wrote about so-called "missing white woman syndrome" back in 2014. Back then, upwards of 40% of missing folks were people of color and yet the media only covered white women like Gabby Petito who disappear. It's worth asking why. takepart.com/article/2014/07…
My next dog I'm going to name Someone. So whenever anyone asks me if I have plans or if am busy I can say "I'm hanging out with someone, sorry"
Not for nothing, but every year starts with the death of a beloved celebrity. So, let's not get too hyped for 2021. #HappyNewYears
Who old am I? I'm "sit in my car in the driveway when the sun is just right to pluck white chin hair" years old.
Sleep now @SteveKornacki You have two years to recover before the midterms. You've done good.
Really excited for pandemic Christmas songs
"Don't come Santa Claus"
"I'll stay home for Christmas"
"People are gross outside"
"I want a vaccination for Christmas"
"Anthony the Fauci - the Italian crisis doctor"
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Talking the lie vs. yelling the lie doesn’t make it less racist.
Do not be confused by the low energy racism of Mike Pence.
He and the president read from the same hymnal.
Corey retweeted
Gotta hand it to him, he’s a creepy talking jar of mayo who doesn’t believe in science unless it’s “conversion-based” and dodges questions and lies with such ease that he legit may be a robot and he’s co-responsible for the deaths of 210,000+, but boy did Mike Pence not say shit!








