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Rousing public speaker afflicted with agoraphobia. Mermaid who forgot how to swim. Beautiful fatty. Oxymoron.

Joined June 2008
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There are two types of people in the world: those who don't get Jeff Goldblum & those who think they get Jeff Goldblum.
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I hurt a man's feelings tonight. I'd call that a successful date.
Wrote about so-called "missing white woman syndrome" back in 2014. Back then, upwards of 40% of missing folks were people of color and yet the media only covered white women like Gabby Petito who disappear. It's worth asking why. takepart.com/article/2014/07…
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Paramore-Pottermore cover band - The Voldemores.
You ever sit in the mirror practicing your smile? Like, how dead is too dead behind the eyes?
My next dog I'm going to name Someone. So whenever anyone asks me if I have plans or if am busy I can say "I'm hanging out with someone, sorry"
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a Pride of lions. a Murder of Crows. a Weak-sauce of republican senators
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Not for nothing, but every year starts with the death of a beloved celebrity. So, let's not get too hyped for 2021. #HappyNewYears
If I like a photo of your child and dog, please know it's just for the dog.
How's my mind? I read the words "far apart" as fart. So... That's how it is.
Chris Pine is his stage name. His full name is Christmas Pinetree
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Who old am I? I'm "sit in my car in the driveway when the sun is just right to pluck white chin hair" years old.
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Philafuckingdelphia, you beautiful city. #FuckTrump
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Sleep now @SteveKornacki You have two years to recover before the midterms. You've done good.
I needed to hear every word of this. 💜
❤️❤️❤️😭❤️❤️❤️ youtu.be/Cs-ju_L9pEQ
Really excited for pandemic Christmas songs "Don't come Santa Claus" "I'll stay home for Christmas" "People are gross outside" "I want a vaccination for Christmas" "Anthony the Fauci - the Italian crisis doctor"
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Talking the lie vs. yelling the lie doesn’t make it less racist. Do not be confused by the low energy racism of Mike Pence. He and the president read from the same hymnal.
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Gotta hand it to him, he’s a creepy talking jar of mayo who doesn’t believe in science unless it’s “conversion-based” and dodges questions and lies with such ease that he legit may be a robot and he’s co-responsible for the deaths of 210,000+, but boy did Mike Pence not say shit!
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Chadwick Boseman out here literally dying in front of us is a HUGE reminder that we never know what battles people are fighting. You don't know what's killing a person. Be kind. Offer grace. Be gentle. Love freely.
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