Fly home buddy, I work alone.

Colorado, USA
Joined April 2014
The economy is broken.
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Replying to @heyraven_ai
I hope everyone at your company dies in a plane crash
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Real life, baby
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telling the wife to calm down
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Replying to @CompoundGeese
"No guys it was bait the whole time!!!! im not stupid, im just a silly quirky goose!!!!!! stop calling me an idiot, im so quirk chungus goose!!!!!!!!"
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Replying to @plazynoodles
Unions are horrible, greedy bureaucracy. It is always a bunch of bloat at the top, let it all crumble so they can actually pay people what they’re worth (instead of paying more for having a union lol) it’s actually simple economics. **lived experience, so suck my nuts otherwise
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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 8
JUST IN: Trump administration suspends Microsoft, Adobe, & 6 major IT outsourcing firms from the federal labor certification program over alleged discrimination against American workers.
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This is for my OnlyBins page... Mature content!!!
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Fat Kid Deals
@FatKidDealsOct 1
GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for the chance to win a @PlayStation 5 Digital Edition ($599 value!)! Rules:🔁Retweet &♥️Like this post! Ends: 10/8/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: What will you be looking for on sale during Prime Big Deal Days (October 6-7)? *Terms and conditions: 1 x PlayStation 5 Digital Edition will be given away. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. USA only. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Sony, PlayStation, or X
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Peter H. Diamandis, MD
@PeterDiamandisSep 23
Congrats to @PalmerLuckey and Anduril for winning the Wildfire XPRIZE - for detecting and suppressing a wildfire within 10 minutes of ignition!
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This is exactly the type of shit i want my WR1 talking about
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 8
JUST IN: Steelers WR DK Metcalf reveals he believes Antarctica may be hiding “another civilization inside of Earth,” questioning why people can’t freely visit the continent.
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Replying to @zeldajunkielol2
I don't understand all these comments about the different light being an effect of the movies, etc. The sunlight changed in the summer of 2012. It turned blue and unpleasant. If you didn't experience it or were too young, don't look for far-fetched explanations. Accept the truth, and maybe by accepting it we can understand why. So many people's self-deception is exhausting.
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My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.
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Low-cost carrier Spirit Airlines announces the introduction of routes to Puerto Rico, and a Spanish-language web site.
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This dude Drake watching his controlled explosion in city limits in Toronto from a penthouse… might be the most Bruce Wayne free will move he’s done in a minute 😭
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Perfect RUSH B doesn't exi... 😎
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if i lived in that suburb and I had the option of provoking Reacher from Reacher into ending my life, I would be creating situations for him every day. he'd have no choice
🚨NEW FULL FOOTAGE of Alan Ritchson (Reacher) in a street fight with his neighbor Ronnie Taylor in Tennessee. It captures exactly what caused Ritchson to snap and beat the crap out of Taylor.
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