@CompletelySemaj

28 💫 Saying James isn’t as funny as you think it is

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It’s something about this one 🥹
Chanel Chanel@ChanelnotC0C019 Jun 2023
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀
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Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasanOct 18
There's a word for this.
BLΔKE@B7AKEOct 18
Alex Phillips would ban halal slaughter because of animal cruelty, but not kosher slaughter.
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ツ@kidomaru59Oct 17
L' Afrique était le plus beau continent. Avant l'arrivée des colons 🤷‍♀️
Vel 🇫🇷
@0xVeltOct 16
Paris était la plus belle ville de France. Avant l'arrivée des migrants 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Shezi@__SheziOct 17
You can tell he likes her
Kendall
@sayheymskarterOct 16
This was nasty.
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CCFreedmen@CCFreedmenOct 18
A white man. #Predator #Pedophile #Jewish
Rabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffxOct 17
This Jewish man was just caught sexually molesting a child in Brooklyn and the neighborhood surrounded and caught him. He was also offering 50K to the family to leave him alone.
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ᴺBri | daughter of Aphrodite💖🪽@bribricutie3Oct 17
I’m just gonna start leaving this clip under everything tbh😭😭😭
˚.⋆꒰১ ໒꒱⋆.˚@notchey_notmeOct 16
i think americans should start tweeting about british people the same way they tweet about us
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dre 🇵🇸
@altoidsrevengeOct 18
it comes to a point
Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissanOct 17
The man standing next to Donald Trump is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for urinating in his 3 year old grandson's mouth.
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Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen@arguablysomayaOct 18
???
The Good King🤴🏾@GodKingJusticeOct 16
Black people don’t need communism, socialism or marxism. Black people need Nationalism and familyhood. We need self-sufficient communities. We need own stores and factories. We need less foreign ideologies and churches extracting our time , energy and finances. We need Nia.
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The Gnome 💙💛
@42GnomeOct 17
She was raped and murdered. Let's try facts.
New York Post
@nypostOct 17
'Sweet' FIT student who was fatally drugged, raped, moved to NYC alone to pursue fashion dreams trib.al/R9k84uY
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Down South GA Girl 🍑@peachnamedgizmoOct 18
This the same man said black women only date thugs right 🤣
Guess What 😲
@GuesswhatX_Oct 17
Jaleel White has reportedly revealed that he paid $200,000 to his babymama, Bridget Hardy to leave their daughter with him and start a new family, only for her to come back demanding $1 million. 💸📉 ​🎙️“I gave her $200K upfront so I could raise our daughter and move on with my life. But things spiraled when she returned demanding an extra $1M, claiming she deserved a bigger payout for her silence and the child's future. ​I told her I had already fulfilled our agreement and wouldn't be extorted. She got furious and took the drama straight to the court
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Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasanOct 18
He literally has a medical degree from one of the world’s top medical schools. when did the bush neocons become as dumb as the magats?
Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischerOct 18
You’re no Obama. You’re certainly no JFK. You’re also not a doctor.
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunOct 18
holy shit
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 18
Vance is confronted by the emotional husband of a soldier killed in Iran War and acts like he had no idea anyone ever died: Q: It's a hard price to pay. There's a failure in the leadership. How will the leadership be held accountable? Vance: If there were failures... This is the first time I've heard of this.
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g.@GeauxGabrielleOct 18
The BIGGEST effects of the One Big Beautiful Bill Act take effect between summer 2027 and through 2028’s end and I am utterly terrified. It’s why Ive dedicated so much time and money to paying off my student loans.
Meidas_Charise Lee
@charise_leeOct 17
Due to the big beautiful bill!! They are requiring most recipients to work or community engagement requirements for 80hrs a month to receive benefits.
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Mr. Reads@TheKingofReadsOct 17
Was just talking about this. I’m so tired.
myaa 𝜗𝜚@myadrowningOct 17
finding out that she’s saying all of this because of ICE makes this meme less funny….
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m.@themLONERvibesOct 18
she realized that racist loser shit she said & got shook when she realized it’s recorded. bozo ass loser mediocre white roach.
Suzie rizzio
@Suzierizzo1Oct 17
This is Ava and she’s a nursing student who was attending an event by Conservative Political activist Riley Gaines at the University of Minnesota campus & she told a brown man there recording who was born in the U.S that he’s a Bitch and needs to go back to his Country. 🤬
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Jo
@JoJoFromJerzOct 18
Make no mistake, Donald Trump is aligning our country with Putin and against Ukraine. Every spineless, complicit, cuckholding piece of shit Republican who lies and says they “stand with freedom”, needs to go. Vote them all out. VOTE.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 18
Zelenskyy: "If the United States supports Putin, it's unbelievable, it's a tragedy. It's a historic mistake. If United States officially takes the side of Russia, of course we will not prevail and we will not be able to stand."
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Warren
@swd2Oct 17
His dad immigrated to the US on a D1 hockey scholarship but he supports ICE and mass deportation. GTFO with this nonsense.
New York Post
@nypostOct 17
Meet the Gen Z candidate looking to make history, inspire young people to vote red in key swing states: 'Step up' trib.al/VLO4D94
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Senator Scott Wiener@Scott_WienerOct 18
MAGA is super obsessed with athletes’ genitalia and with gay men’s wardrobe and street festival choices. Wish they were more obsessed with not pissing away our national wealth bombing Iran.
New York Post
@nypostOct 17
'Kinky' NY Dem House candidate doubles down on explicit bondage ads he did as young man trib.al/BWymvwN
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Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧
@lilyally98Oct 17
He would never push a male rapist this way btw.
🦋Simi🦋🇺🇸
@Simi28_Oct 16
In the United States, 47-year-old Cassandra Goldstein was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. Police officer Michael Hart slammed her against a concrete bench. The impact resulted in multiple facial fractures, the loss of several teeth, and permanent vision loss in one eye, requiring the implantation of a titanium plate. Officer Hart, who had 19 years of service, was dismissed and sentenced to two years in prison. Following legal proceedings against the police department, Cassandra was awarded $810,000 in compensation.
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Adam Mockler
@adammocklerrOct 17
Because of fucking course they did.
Democrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverOct 17
🚨 Pennsylvania House passes bill requiring panic buttons for hotel staff working alone. 94 Republicans voted no.
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pre-fall Stace.@SirStrange_Oct 17
You gotta parent white boys like this bc they turn out to be scapegoating menaces otherwise
Anthony Bradley
@drantbradleyOct 16
America needs more moms like this! The crazy thing about this story is that she had to talk the teacher into imposing consequences because it would impact her son’s college applications. He’s an honor’s student and a football player. Parents build character!
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