Less Hashi, more Corp Mitchell's gone and without the Hashi it's just another Corp who once made great tools being swallowed. Do you think IBM will be as good of a steward?

“Human error is a symptom of a system that needs redesigned.” - can’t say this better! NTSB speaking on yesterday’s NYC subway collision & derailment. Good SREs know that human error is never the problem, it’s the system’s ability to permit errors to occur that’s the real fault

Try iterating a record definition using just agile methods when your processes that use it include something like this

More that the problem is expectations Agile methods can replace all other methods in an organization w/o needing to coexist. Not all processes adapt equally w/o greater systemic changes which sometimes just aren’t practical or possible. Example: changes to this record definition

If a train can somehow miraculously route around damage on tracks why can’t your service be similarly resilient to network issues?

Perhaps they're just "adopting" as opposed to "purchasing"? The former sounds more like they've got plenty of orphans.

Yeah! Got my PO-137 from Teenage Engineering

Want to see an example of a "bad" alert? Here's a great one that I see far too often and you may even have in place at your site. Know what's wrong?