📍MARTIN'S SOFA.

North of Pluto.
Joined October 2022
Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Si kupenda kwetu
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Hairline is insane, women get away with a lot lmfaooo
How do you think I’m feeling rn Biggie🤭
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
My agemates are fuming at the kids for calling us old as if we weren't here in 2010 calling 30 year olds old. Mtulie ipenye.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
kenyan clothing brands
Trying to support a small business but they have outrageous prices
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
All this bc I failed to show up for one meet up
Your women wanapewa advice na their miserable friends to leave the relationship haha
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Imagine a religion that makes u believe drinking alcohol is haram but killing people is okay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
i heard her pussy queef out fluids
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
dating on twitter is dangerous, now the whole tl knows you queef fluids when you stand up😭
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
I swear nobody hated Isreal or was pro Palestine more than me in 2023 😂 But something radicalized me last year Mehn I started seeing reality for what it actually was
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Immortalisation of Maumau itself was based on tribal bigotry. Was was supposed to be a mount Kenya affair got turned National and was used as justification to disfrenchise other tribes.
A lot of the maumau revisionism you see on the timeline is not the search for the truth it's just tribal bigotry.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
One of my homegirls cut me off when she got into a relationship. And as much as I got pissed, I gained some respect for her because I actually do genuinely want to sleep with her.
If I enter a relationship, and my partner is not cool with me having male friends, I will cut them off because they really do want to sleep with me🙂
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Watoto mko university someni please, get those first class honors na mjitume in your fields kabisa(do competitions, apply for things, always have an up to date portfolio, network), education can take you to so many good places.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
i dare you to not shower for a week and smell that shit
the vagina is self-cleaning, you biologically illiterate fuckwit
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The vagina (internal canal) is self-cleaning via natural discharge, but the vulva (external area) is not and should be gently washed daily with warm water or mild unscented soap. acog.org/womens-health/… medicalnewstoday.com/articles/how-t…
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
You’re good looking, funny and you have a life outside of the relationship? Good luck getting trusted. 🤣
Unfortunately when u handsome, anytime u spend away from someone they’ll think u cheating & that mean they gone cheat for insurance
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
if you don’t ask the answer is always no
Kanye West told wife Bianca Censori he wanted to sleep with her mom while she watched: lawsuit trib.al/P4kfufR
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Goku if he grew up in New York
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Can’t tell if I’m actually funny…ama huyu anataka kunitoa thuruarí😔
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
If you spit this out people around you watakuwa wameona cha mtema kuni
Hata kama ni “fresh” spices… hii si mlango? 😭😭
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
This is how girls feel when you ask them if they wanna run errands with you
anyway here’s the most carefree deer in the world prancing along the beach at dawn 🦌
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
We've made homosexuality a thing na haibambi hata kidogo. Haibambi
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