📍MARTIN'S SOFA.

North of Pluto.
Joined October 2022
I understand her...especially hapo kwa "I wish"
I wish Kenyan men would evolve and become performative men
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The brits will be drilling for more oil in the North Sea
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Si kupenda kwetu
But Kenyan men hamko good looking aki😭
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Ngl I looove tapping huge foreheads on baddies.
How do you think I’m feeling rn Biggie🤭
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Hairline is insane, women get away with a lot lmfaooo
How do you think I’m feeling rn Biggie🤭
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
My agemates are fuming at the kids for calling us old as if we weren't here in 2010 calling 30 year olds old. Mtulie ipenye.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
kenyan clothing brands
Trying to support a small business but they have outrageous prices
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We have never met, have we ? Njoo kiandutu.
But Kenyan men hamko good looking aki😭
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Sijui mbona hii inapiga sanctimonious nyeuthis chenga hivi sana but If kuki's property rights are not valid and Sacrosanct because of her race neither are your's because of your tribe depending on where you own property
Once mzungu is out next target will be Gikuyus before they narrow down to clans. Careful with what you wish for. Best outcome would be buying those farms from mzungu by the government
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
All this bc I failed to show up for one meet up
Your women wanapewa advice na their miserable friends to leave the relationship haha
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Nafaa kuanza larping on LinkedIn mamae ...it's doing wonders for the yudhe
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Alisema hana shida if she's paid at current market rates like she bought it
We must liberate Laikipia from the occupation by Caucasians. No African has a ranch in Europe. Kuki Gulliman must surrender African land to Africans.
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Imagine a religion that makes u believe drinking alcohol is haram but killing people is okay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
i heard her pussy queef out fluids
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
dating on twitter is dangerous, now the whole tl knows you queef fluids when you stand up😭
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
I swear nobody hated Isreal or was pro Palestine more than me in 2023 😂 But something radicalized me last year Mehn I started seeing reality for what it actually was
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Ngoma inaanza hapo where uthamakistanis start posing like they were fighting for "kenyan" freedom and independence....everyone was pursuing their own tribal and personal interests na ni muhimu that sincerity on this is maintained.
A lot of the maumau revisionism you see on the timeline is not the search for the truth it's just tribal bigotry.
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Yvonne Okwara says too many eeeemmms and aaaaaaas for a reporter
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Immortalisation of Maumau itself was based on tribal bigotry. Was was supposed to be a mount Kenya affair got turned National and was used as justification to disfrenchise other tribes.
A lot of the maumau revisionism you see on the timeline is not the search for the truth it's just tribal bigotry.
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Mambo ya nyeuthis ni ngumu sana, how can an educated Kenyan woman let her autonomy when it comes to making a life altering decision be swayed by a dusty hoodlum that is borderline retarded..ati juu offset said you my baby mama I won to a whore you aren't going to have kids
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