iOS Dev @ Blue Apron. Passionate about all things mobile. I ❤️ languages - human & 💻. I ❤️ to learn. & most of all, I ❤️ my 📱. Oh, & my 👪 too..
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Is it just me or does @gilbertoSR sorta sound like @IJasonAlexander? Every time I listen to one of his songs I just picture Lionel from Cinderella singing it.
Someone on LinkedIn sent me a message to apply for an opening on my team and attached their "resume." Opened it up but it was actually blood test results 🤦♀️ That's a first
Made a random Craig David reference the other day around 3 people the same age as me and none of them had heard of him. Sang his couple hits and they never heard of those either. Please just tell me… did I make up Craig David?
If Julia Garner doesn’t get an Emmy for her performance in episode six I’m going to throw an adult tantrum. #Ozark
Me before I had kids: I am never ever going to lie to my children - they deserve the truth and respect!
Yesterday:
Tino: Mami, can I have some of your cereal?
Me: You wouldn't like it - there's chicken in it.
Tino: runs away in disgust
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I wanna see a show where professional chefs serve a bunch of 4-6 year olds who turn up their nose at their hard work. "2 hours & all that sweat & tears for an INEDIBLE swordfish w/ a side of risotto?! (toss it on the ground while they gag) Where's my mac n cheese?!...