Recruiter: Hi Chris, are you available for work? Me: Yes Recruiter: What's your day rate? Me: Errr, what's the job?! I wish this were a one off, but LinkedIn is like this on repeat each week.

I thought my setup was cuckoo sprocketfox.io/xssfox/2021/1…

Do I want to go to a recruiter's Xmas drinks party, an hour and a half away, with people I have never met before or even talked to? Feels like a long shot. Full credit though, that's the third email I've had to ignore. Merry Christmas.

own a boat? wanna work on said boat? role does not involve docker but you may want to pay attention to cloud. good luck ship mate. ⛴️

Can't someone else do it? Where someone else is "the database" and the answer is often: "yes".

Make me enter my password all the damn time and I'll use a crappy password because remembering 32 chars of junk like "£$%bd23$ is a real pain in the ass. I'm looking at you #NintendoSwitch

As a complete beginner, my fav part about the whole #Java dev experience so far is it really sets your expectations for enterprise development. Which is to say everything takes a ****ing age.

Well that was a major disappointment #RTX3060

Baffles me when I get a job spec and one of the things listed is the IDE. Plumber wanted, tools: pipe wrench, propane torch, solder...

The default keybindings of vscode make my eye twitch the likes of which not seen since Grimey worked at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

Slack goes down and my inbox suddenly explodes. MFW. Good old reliable email, you'd never fail me. Right? Right???

How many trick or treaters we all expecting then? #Halloween2020 👻

"The email provided didn't identify any undefined"

not just me then?

"Password must be 6-32 characters." Why? Why the upper limit - genuinely curious why sites do this.

2020, where you need to download a 42mb installer that has a 470mb patch, just to get to the thing that allows you to install your games.