@Cod_Rob

Proud member of the mainstream media. I write an award-winning column for The Sun every Thursday. You’d love it.

London
Joined June 2010
A few years ago David Hockney told us he loved The Sun. So we asked him if he fancied redesigning our logo for a special one off paper. He said he did…. RIP to a true legend
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To stop football fans throwing pints in the air at matches, just charge them a refundable £5 “glass deposit”. No one will want to chuck five pound notes around.
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The BBC will shut down all their foreign news bureaux rather than stop commissioning identikit chuntering podcasts.
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A man has been detained in Brisbane after his girlfriend asked him to pose for a photo in front of a NIVEA poster. Security thought he was exposing himself and held him until police arrived. He was released shortly afterwards, explaining: “She just told me to do it. I had no idea.” 😆
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I see the boxers are pretending THE FIGHT is happening now because one of them is being a “coward”. Proving once again that boxing bouts are like Christmas. The hype and fake stories go on forever and until a small moment of joy/disappointment on the day. #TysonFury
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Give this guy his own show. Jethro Dull
Jethro Sheeran raps to Piers Morgan, before claiming he's a better rapper and songwriter than his cousin Ed Sheeran. Piers: 'What you just did illustrates why he's a global superstar and you're not.' Full interview 👇 📺 youtu.be/Kbmlv_HtrqI @piersmorgan | @ALONESTAR1
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I put some Macklemore on to see what the attraction is and discovered his music is even more insipid than Ed Sheeran's. The kind of rubbish you get in the gym, done as a "dance edit".
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Of course we should be allowed to drink on the football terraces #football vm.tiktok.com/ZN8Mw5fjx/
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After their turf selling con...now this! 😬
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Tomorrow’s splash 🍻 ⚽️
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Oi oi saveloy! Get the pills in boys, it’s going off at Fabric St Paul’s with the, er, Cinematic Orchestra…
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Absolutely disgusted by the BBC! They should not have this obscenity on Match of the Day!
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"I didn't quite get that" 😂
EXCLUSIVE: AI actress Tilly Norwood glitches and starts speaking CHINESE during her interview with Piers Morgan and real-life actor Tom Conti... Watch the full interview at 7pm (BST)👇 📺 youtube.com/piersmorganuncen… @piersmorgan | @TillyNorwoodX
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There is no way AI is going to destroy the human race. And it’s kinda obvious why… #AI vm.tiktok.com/ZN86k563D/
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New Order’s “Blue Monday” reimagined with 1930s instruments by Orkestra Obsolete. Theremin, musical saw, harmonium ... pure genius. This cover is absolute magic.
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