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John D Contradiction

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Joined July 2010
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Matt Harmon (@MattHarmon_BYB) profile picture
Matt Harmon
@MattHarmon_BYBOct 11
sometimes a tweet is so good it just stops you in your tracks
Hoodville (@Hoodville_) profile pictureHoodville
@Hoodville_Oct 10
POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz
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THAT GIRL πŸ’ (@theitgirll__) profile pictureTHAT GIRL πŸ’
@theitgirll__Oct 1
cash app him $10 for his haircut today πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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dario. πŸ‡―πŸ‡² (@StillDarii) profile picture
dario. πŸ‡―πŸ‡²@StillDariiSep 10
The one that up the score wit em (@Black_Bandicoot) profile pictureThe one that up the score wit em@Black_BandicootSep 9
I wonder if ms. Rachel is a squirter??
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vids that go hard (@vidsthatgohard) profile picture
vids that go hard
@vidsthatgohardSep 10
Happy Kirkiversary πŸ₯³
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Rob Van Dam (@TherealRVD) profile picture
Rob Van Dam
@TherealRVDAug 20
Someone been watching me. πŸ™‚
FADE (@FadeAwayMedia) profile pictureFADE
@FadeAwayMediaAug 20
THIS IS THE GREATEST ROB VAN DAM IMPRESSION OF ALL TIME 😭 IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS.
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Foodie Huxtable (@DaMayorOfGso) profile picture
Foodie Huxtable@DaMayorOfGsoAug 13
This is how Bobby Brown jumped out that helicopter
Lucy (@TheLucyShow1) profile pictureLucy
@TheLucyShow1Aug 13
I’ll never look at another Vulture the same again πŸ˜‚
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bum (@BattleRapBum) profile picture
bum
@BattleRapBumJul 31
PB πŸ’‹ (@PecanBeauty_) profile picturePB πŸ’‹
@PecanBeauty_Jul 29
Men Only ‼️ : Serious question, Do you know how to change a Tire without calling for help?!! πŸ‘€
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jb
@lockedupjbJul 24
18 minutes of straight hate, this the greatest hater of all time πŸ˜‚
Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) profile pictureSkip Bayless
@RealSkipBaylessJul 24
CONGRATS, LEBRON! YOU MADE THE OBVIOUS RING-CHASING CHOICE! YOU JOINED THE EAST FAVORITES!
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Lotu$ Black (@LotusDollaSign) profile picture
Lotu$ Black@LotusDollaSignJul 11
Swizz Beatz making Money, Cash, Hoes for Jay-Z.
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Pander πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@PanderShirts) profile picture
Pander πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@PanderShirtsJun 8
invented a whole new genre
kit πŸ‹ (@sourkrowt) profile picturekit πŸ‹@sourkrowtJun 7
so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time
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Tuh'less 🏁🏁 (@TLoveSpeaksss) profile picture
Tuh'less 🏁🏁@TLoveSpeaksssJun 8
Rosie and Donald Trump beef is legit like Ja and 50 πŸ˜‚ have hated each other all my life lol
Marco Foster (@MarcoFoster_) profile pictureMarco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Jun 7
Rosie O’Donnell on Trump: β€œIf you grew up in New York you knew he was an asshole and a liar from day one. He is a con man, he is a narcissist, and he is a psychopath if you ask me”
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WALKERπŸͺ‚ (@maxl1am) profile picture
WALKERπŸͺ‚@maxl1amJun 1
the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away
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Ξ”LΔΝ (@pyramids_of_aj) profile picture
Ξ”LΔΝ@pyramids_of_ajMay 28
Black 90’s sitcoms when it’s time to replace the mom
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That Rabbit Guy (@Son_ImSleep) profile picture
That Rabbit Guy
@Son_ImSleepMay 24
This caption is smoking me lmfao
The Internet Fish (@TheInternetFish) profile pictureThe Internet Fish
@TheInternetFishMay 23
This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time
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Paul Soter (@PaulSoter) profile picture
Paul Soter@PaulSoterMay 18
I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.
octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman) profile pictureoctopus/caveman@octopuscavemanMay 17
Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving
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horse dentist (@equine__dentist) profile picture
horse dentist
@equine__dentistMay 14
some guys are afraid to moan but i be in my girl’s ear like
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BuBBliK (@k1rallik) profile picture
BuBBliK
@k1rallikApr 25
do you understand what happened to PlayStation yesterday.. They quietly turned your game purchases into a 30-day subscription. No announcement.. No warning.. You didn't rent it.. You BOUGHT it. β†’ Every new PSN purchase now has a 30-day validation timer β†’ Timer hits zero = game locked β†’ CMOS battery dies = game locked β†’ No internet for a month = game locked β†’ Even FREE demos have the timer now Game bought March 2nd? No timer. Works forever.. Game bought April 24th? Expires May 24th.. They didn't patch a bug. They shipped this on purpose. Digital ownership just died. They didn't even tell you.
Destruction Games】DoesItPlay (@desgamesyt) profile pictureDestruction Games】DoesItPlay@desgamesytApr 25
I’ve also been experimenting with this, and I can confirm that if your CMOS battery dies, any digital game with the timer becomes unplayable again, even if the console is set as the primary. This is a digital game I purchased with money yesterday. I didn’t claim it with PS Plus.
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Austine (@theereal_one) profile picture
Austine
@theereal_oneApr 23
Niggas love slap boxing.. No matter the decade lmao
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  (@blacktwiterthrd) profile pictureWELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER 
@blacktwiterthrdApr 23
Black Neighborhood In North Carolina, 1938.
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DAILY (@dailycultures) profile picture
DAILY
@dailyculturesApr 15
Eu na cadeira do cinema me segurando para não dançar todas as músicas que tocarem no filme do Michael Jackson:
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wait doesn’t that technically make him… onset? LMAO
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaApr 13
Offset made his acting debut on "NCIS: Los Angeles"
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