so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time

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Tuh'less 🏁🏁 · Jun 8, 2026 · 8:13 AM UTC

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Tuh'less 🏁🏁@TLoveSpeaksssJun 8

Rosie and Donald Trump beef is legit like Ja and 50 😂 have hated each other all my life lol

Marco Foster

@MarcoFoster_Jun 7

Rosie O’Donnell on Trump: “If you grew up in New York you knew he was an asshole and a liar from day one. He is a con man, he is a narcissist, and he is a psychopath if you ask me”

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WALKER🪂 · Jun 1, 2026 · 6:07 PM UTC

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WALKER🪂@maxl1amJun 1

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

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John D Contradiction · Jun 1, 2026 · 10:12 PM UTC

John D Contradiction@CocolashJun 1

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ΔLΔΝ · May 28, 2026 · 9:37 AM UTC

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ΔLΔΝ@pyramids_of_ajMay 28

Black 90’s sitcoms when it’s time to replace the mom

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That Rabbit Guy · May 24, 2026 · 6:27 PM UTC

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That Rabbit Guy

@Son_ImSleepMay 24

This caption is smoking me lmfao

The Internet Fish

@TheInternetFishMay 23

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

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Paul Soter · May 18, 2026 · 4:43 AM UTC

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Paul Soter@PaulSoterMay 18

I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.

octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanMay 17

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

Image from octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman)

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horse dentist · May 14, 2026 · 2:00 AM UTC

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horse dentist

@equine__dentistMay 14

some guys are afraid to moan but i be in my girl’s ear like

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BuBBliK · Apr 25, 2026 · 6:03 PM UTC

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BuBBliK

@k1rallikApr 25

do you understand what happened to PlayStation yesterday.. They quietly turned your game purchases into a 30-day subscription. No announcement.. No warning.. You didn't rent it.. You BOUGHT it. → Every new PSN purchase now has a 30-day validation timer → Timer hits zero = game locked → CMOS battery dies = game locked → No internet for a month = game locked → Even FREE demos have the timer now Game bought March 2nd? No timer. Works forever.. Game bought April 24th? Expires May 24th.. They didn't patch a bug. They shipped this on purpose. Digital ownership just died. They didn't even tell you.

Destruction Games〡DoesItPlay@desgamesytApr 25

I’ve also been experimenting with this, and I can confirm that if your CMOS battery dies, any digital game with the timer becomes unplayable again, even if the console is set as the primary. This is a digital game I purchased with money yesterday. I didn’t claim it with PS Plus.