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BREAKING: #StarTrekDiscovery is rolling out internationally after global fan outcry. Details in this thread!
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Introducing the 2022 Effin’ Birds Day To Day Calendar. effinbirds.com/pages/books-a… Pin the torn-off cartoons to your bulletin board, magnet them to your fridge, or tuck them under the windshield wiper of some asshole who can’t park for shit.
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No more skipping breakfast for me.
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Happy Easter!
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On this day in 1988, The Sisters of Mercy released their single "Dominion" and I am once again asking you be king, king, king, king
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Fun facts about #Mars2020
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Casting Lucifer was a delight. I'm so very glad that @lovegwendoline is the Ruler of Hell in Sandman on @netflix.
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This is the show-runner of The Watch, failing to thank MY FATHER. This should tell you everything you need to know. instagram.com/p/CFDRhxNnsh0/…
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If we're all living in a computer simulation then 2020 isn't so much a glitch in the matrix, more an R: Tape Loading Error on a ZX Spectrum.
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The White House made a highlight reel to celebrate Trump’s heroic walk across the street for his bible photo op...
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Tweet delete needs a mass repeat. Pass it on!
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“THE WIG’S FOOLING NO ONE, CUMMINGS.”
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"How was school?" "They canceled class after Tommy said a bad word." "That's extreme. What did he say?" "I can't say it." "Just say the first letter. A? S? F?" "It sounded like angels dying. When he said it, the walls turned to smoke, a portal opened, and demons crawled through."
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LOCKDOWN GIVEAWAY: for this week's #LockdownGiveaway we have a @ThePiJuice 12 watt solar panel up for grabs! Good for powering your @Raspberry_Pi or charging your phone / tablet. Retweet and follow us for chance to win. Ends Sunday 19th April midday UK time 👌🤗🥳😘 #LockDownFun
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Love the name of the new hospital in Glasgow, but I think ICU Jimmy has a better ring to it.
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Reflecting on Vincent - If you or anyone you may be concerned about need some help during this time please visit the NHS website to find the number you need. Please never be afraid to talk. You'd be surprised how it can help. #TheUltimateGinger nhs.uk/conditions/stress-anx…
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Incoming transmission. #MessageFromTheDoctor #DoctorWho
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The idea that we're all suffering from allergies because of sexism around how we plant trees is going around again, and I wanted to share a collection of tweets from @SarahTaber_bww, who is a self-described plant veterinarian. The following will be a threaded form of her tweets.
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WATCH: ‘It’s took you over five days. You should have been there Saturday morning having a meeting... and I’m sorry your announcements yesterday were a pittance.’ Residents in flood-hit Stainforth tell @BorisJohnson what they think of his govt’s response. @itvcalendar | #Floods
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