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Nobody:
An owl: xitter.cf/A1Second/status/106459…
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He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside
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this is the first sign of the apocalypse
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*during sex*
me: i want u to hurt me
him: G, F#, B, E, D, G, C, B, E, A, D
me: wait
him: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. he said son when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken
me, in tears: the beaten and the damned
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white ppl love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying “ready to rock and roll??”
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U let your friend get a nacho from your plate and they grab the Master Nacho u had been saving for the finale
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*when you first start getting tattoos*
I’ll only get tattoos if they have significance and meaning.
*a few tattoos later*
I want a paper clip tattooed on me. I fucking love paper clips.
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If you remember this you’re automatically applicable for a position as my best friend. – at Garland, TX
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The giant panda is no longer an endangered species cnn.it/2csxhzL


























