CookieCatBearThing

After 409 days being at home, i'm finally going back to work tonight (just half time tho)

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! I LIKE YOUR BUTT! oh and I see you hiding over there e, I like your butt too. NOW GET HERE FOR A HUG

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Apparently my McDonald's order screamed kid's meal because they added a happy meal box with toy to it... 😑

Meow?

Day 248 of being home on sick leave.... Send help... or entertainment

*stares in hungry kitty mode*

Happy new year y'all

happy new years *passes out drunk after 2 g & t's*

When you buy yourself a more expensive advent calender shaped like a Xmas tree with gifts and 10 of the 24 gift boxes are damaged before you set it up...

YOU! YEAH YOU! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE! *HUG* now go and carry on with your day ♥

Anyone ever had a cocktail that tasted like a petstore smells? Because i did.... Can NOT recommend tbh

*pokes little blue birb* You ok?

So did twitter crash and burn already or is it still going on? *disappears forever if it does*

Turns out getting a needle stuck into your shoulder (without any sedation) hurts like a bitch even more if they are injection fluid into said shoulder to help fix your frozen shoulder >_<