Former Army Officer. Future physician. Politics. Movie Reviews. Memes. I’ll call out anyone.
Joined October 2025
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Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
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Remember folks, @ab84 couldn’t behave himself on and off the field while he was on the roster. He’s a pariah of the league and embarrassment in professional football. Twitter fingers. That’s all he has. Sad
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
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Uh huh okay Mr. Cage. Whatever you say…
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
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Omg you’re right. How could I forget?
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
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Nihilism is not cool. Why is everyone so miserable? You have to hunt for the good things. Find one good thing per day. I’m not eternally happy or optimistic but I do try to find one good thing, per day, to focus on.
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Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
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Dude all you do is glaze Hasan. Be serious @Mike_from_PA.
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did you look up from Destiny's lap?
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Doing tricks on it
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He fucking cooked with this.
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
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It’s okay to dislike something without being a dickhead about it lol
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 29United States
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I WAS going to apply to @Cornell for medical school but they protect and encourage rapists. I’ll take my gargantuan brain elsewhere. What a shameful institution.
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 29United States
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Namor you dog
Namor, mf, stay the hell away from Vanessa. 😭💀
#AvengersDoomsDay
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 28United States
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That’s all well and good for short term confidence building. Be the real you. You go girl. Eventually, though, you’ll be alone. You probably already are.
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 28United States
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We should publicly sacrifice pedophiles. Are you serious @TrevorOfficialR? You are the delusional one.
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 28United States
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My face when Ogreboy calls someone cowardly and a punk.
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@freekaya2nd that just makes you cruel and cowardly. There’s not a hostile bone in her body. I would have hoped your daddy raised you not to be a punk.
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That is @mehdirhasan's favorite move: He gets cornered, points somewhere, screams "Islamophobia", and hopes everyone agrees with him.
It is not working.
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When all else fails, accuse someone of hating Muslims. Works every time.
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 27United States
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These videos are really popular in the local unions
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 27United States
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Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 27United States
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Demons aren’t real dude. It’s 2026. At some point, we have to grow up a little 🤏 and stop believing in monsters under the bed. We’re well past the enlightenment. Let’s not go backwards.
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 27United States
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When all else fails, accuse someone of hating Muslims. Works every time.
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Well, per your logic, you don’t like me, Abdul or Piker, so it must be because we’re Muslims, right?
Am I doing this right?
Also, why didn’t you object to Destiny’s guns? Or misogyny? Or do you only object to Muslim men?
See, Shannon, two can play the identity game.
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 27United States
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Fuck yeah dude rock on 🤘
Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™@CipherCommand
Sep 27United States
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Film Twitter is so insufferable.
