@CipherCommand

Former Army Officer. Future physician. Politics. Movie Reviews. Memes. I’ll call out anyone.

Joined October 2025
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk “putting ‘Ph.D.’ in your name is pompous” coming from a man who forces everyone on earth to call him a self-made genius while publicly misunderstanding basic engineering, history, labor economics, and moderation policy every other week is peak irony. Scientists spend a decade earning those letters. You spent $44 billion turning a website into a daily midlife crisis and outlet for you to goon to AI anime girls. Loser. Pathetic brain rotted fuck.
Replying to @iScienceLuvr
Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard
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Remember folks, @ab84 couldn’t behave himself on and off the field while he was on the roster. He’s a pariah of the league and embarrassment in professional football. Twitter fingers. That’s all he has. Sad
Still took a shower with the guys even tho he didn’t play… Faggot of the Week #CTESPN
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Uh huh okay Mr. Cage. Whatever you say…
Nicolas Cage compares the MCU to a "glorified WWE" "When I see these 50+ - remarkably gifted thespians putting on these ridiculous outfits and getting ready for the fight - It's hard for me not to be reminded that the MCU is becoming a well-funded and glorified WWE"
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Nihilism is not cool. Why is everyone so miserable? You have to hunt for the good things. Find one good thing per day. I’m not eternally happy or optimistic but I do try to find one good thing, per day, to focus on.
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Dude all you do is glaze Hasan. Be serious @Mike_from_PA.
Replying to @David_Mauricioo
did you look up from Destiny's lap?
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Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ retweeted
Doing tricks on it
He fucking cooked with this.
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It’s okay to dislike something without being a dickhead about it lol
Resident Evil was trash and I hate all of you for lying to me about it.
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I WAS going to apply to @Cornell for medical school but they protect and encourage rapists. I’ll take my gargantuan brain elsewhere. What a shameful institution.
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Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ retweeted
The cast of ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ in a new promo 🍿
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That’s all well and good for short term confidence building. Be the real you. You go girl. Eventually, though, you’ll be alone. You probably already are.
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We should publicly sacrifice pedophiles. Are you serious @TrevorOfficialR? You are the delusional one.
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My face when Ogreboy calls someone cowardly and a punk.
@freekaya2nd that just makes you cruel and cowardly. There’s not a hostile bone in her body. I would have hoped your daddy raised you not to be a punk.
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Raccoon Daddy | Cipher Division™ retweeted
That is @mehdirhasan's favorite move: He gets cornered, points somewhere, screams "Islamophobia", and hopes everyone agrees with him. It is not working.
When all else fails, accuse someone of hating Muslims. Works every time.
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These videos are really popular in the local unions
This happened to a girl I went to high school with
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Demons aren’t real dude. It’s 2026. At some point, we have to grow up a little 🤏 and stop believing in monsters under the bed. We’re well past the enlightenment. Let’s not go backwards.
Hollywood subconsciously introducing/worshipping the demon Buer in its current movies.
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When all else fails, accuse someone of hating Muslims. Works every time.
Well, per your logic, you don’t like me, Abdul or Piker, so it must be because we’re Muslims, right? Am I doing this right? Also, why didn’t you object to Destiny’s guns? Or misogyny? Or do you only object to Muslim men? See, Shannon, two can play the identity game.
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Film Twitter is so insufferable.
These people can only understand hero vs villain with no room for nuance Go watch that Avengers Endgame rerelease that's more your speed, pal.
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It’s a cringe video but the premise is fine. I’d rather be someone other people feel safe around than whatever the hell is infecting the minds of conservative men.
just checking in on the liberal influencers...
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People take one film class and assume they’re a cinephile. You are not media literate. If you keep lambasting Chris Hansen, you’re probably one of the other “philes.” The discourse surrounding this film is intriguing 🤔
The target audience is people more literate than you, people on any scale of literacy really, you're off all of them
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