A fake church service comedy show.
New York, USA
Joined March 2014
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The CDC says it’s ok to have that fourth hot dog - just do a few extra minutes of cardio whenever you can. But also don’t beat yourself up if you run out of time in the week to do extra cardio. You’ve got a lot going on right now.
We miss you all SO GODDAMN BAD. We miss pouring you shots of rotgut whiskey and placing a single Luke-warm tater tot into your mouth. We miss @BlackCatDC. But MOST OF ALL…We miss coming together - at the same time - in the name of The Lard. WE WILL RETURN. (randy still sux)
SHOULD YOU MARRY FOR LOVE OR MONEY? churchnight.org/blog/marriag… – at Manhattan, NY
INTIMACY DURING COVID churchnight.org/blog/covidse… – at Manhattan, NY
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A QUARANTINED YOUTH MINISTER churchnight.org/blog/dayinth… – at Manhattan, NY
Who is The Lord? churchnight.org/blog/whoisth… – at Manhattan, NY
Welcome to the Devoted to Faith blog! churchnight.org/blog/welcome… – at Manhattan, NY
FLOCK. Thank you for tuning in, and donating just over $2,200 on Saturday. Those funds have now been split equally between the Southern Poverty Law Center, Black Lives Matter and National Bail Out. (1/3)
BLESSINGS AND THANKS to our AMAZING lineup of guest ministers! Follow them, like them and if you're a producer...BOOK THEM: @NonProfitComic @NatalieSMcGill @VioletSilver @jmoosegarrett @brittanyrcarney @owusukid @FranqiFrench (2/3)
REMEMBER, Dear Flock...destroying systemic racism and white supremacy requires LIFE LONG ACTION. Keep putting your money where your mouth is (both figuratively and literally).
Listen, Learn, and DO THE WORK!
BLESSINGS & LIGHT & BLACK LIVES MATTER
#BlackLivesMatter (3/3)
Tonight! We are fundraising for @splcenter @blklivesmatter & @nationalbailout LIVE at 8pm ET on YouTube with an amazing lineup: @NonProfitComic @VioletSilver @FranqiFrench @owusukid @NatalieSMcGill @brittanyrcarney @jmoosegarrett Blessings & Light & #BlackLivesMattter
Join us for the Church Night livestream tonight at 8pmEST! youtube.com/churchnightDC
Holy shit we’re doing another livestream on 4/25 at 8pm. Join us at YouTube.com/churchnightDC
Don’t eat alone on the Lords “big day” join us for an Easter feast. Apr 12 7pmEST YOUTUBE.com/chutchnightDC
Upcoming services- March 27 at @blackcatdc in DC and March 29 at @thegutter in NYC
DC! See you TONIGHT at @BlackCatDC DC 8:30pm! We’ve got an amazing service with performances from Maddy Brannon and SaymoSaymo!!!
Calling all believers! Prove your faith to the Lord and come to services this THURS at @BlackCatDC in DC and SAT at Gutter Bar in NYC!
Shots and tots communion returns THIS WEEK! DC Thurs at @BlackCatDC with Maddy Brannon and SaymoSaymo and NYC Sat at The The Gutter with @brian_bahe and @tjstandup!
