The best time to find out the water in your building has been shut off is when you have cum on your hands.
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This year I am competing in the inbred comedian twin with alcoholism and depression festival. If you are a twin who is inbred with alcoholism and depression I recommend you apply!!!!!!!
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"well i got friends that need braces/gonna fix their teeth no more gaps and spaces" - Garth Brooks D.D.S.
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handing the bodega owner a cc when they have a $10 minimum you haven’t hit feels like trying to get away with a fake id.
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cool how short guys orbit the outer wings of the bar like moons.
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Roe vs Wade will be appearing on Joe Rogan to discuss getting cancelled
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Thank God this country is finally the way it was envisioned 250 years ago when Jesus Christ wrote the constitution.
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Bunch of weed dealers in the city handing out business cards with a joint taped to them… talk about grassroots marketing.
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A cishet male comic did an abortion joke tonight and I’m happy to report it bombed so hard










