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Am I a grown ass man? Yes I am. Did my wife pack my outta town bag for the week? Yes she did.
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Idk who needs to hear this but run your kitchen sink hot water before you start your dishwasher.
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Funny how I wanted to grow old with someone when I was younger now I'd be okay if I died alone while inhaling a bag of Doritos.
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New rule: if I have to sit in the middle seat on an airplane, I own both armrests
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They say the proof is in the pudding, but not if you鈥檙e lactruth intolerant.
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Me: [getting ready for work]
Teen [stumbling out of bedroom]: Can you keep it down? I鈥檓 on vacation.
Me: [decides to organize sauce pans]
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When I was a kid, we didn't have little stylish stickers to put over our zits. We called out sick from school for three days, locked ourselves in our rooms, avoided seeing anyone face to face, and washed our faces with rubbing alcohol and that's how we liked it.
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Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly?
Child: You're old, that's going to happen.
Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT.
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*Returning a voicemail* Hi! How are you? I was just returning your call from 4 years ago. How's it going?
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The first dad who heard his kid screaming and shrieking while being forced to play the piano accidentally invented Opera
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Unlocked the next level of being a dad, by removing and putting back the same batteries to get a dead remote working
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Watching the Titanic sink made me sad, but as a dad it made me happy to see the ship鈥檚 lights turn off