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chelsea

@ChelseaWears

owner of @shopANOMIE. this is where i rage retweet about politics (go bernie). you were warned.

 San Francisco
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Joined January 2011
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My therapist says we cannot devote any more time to how traumatic it was to not have my name in Mambo No. 5
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kira 👾
@kirawontmissNov 9
so real😭
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Fav (@favwontmiss) profile picture
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@favwontmissNov 9
HOW DO I EXPLAIN that I'm a "TRL, AIM, MySpace Top 8, Limewire, Limited Too" Millennial and not a "iCarly, Twilight, Silly Bandz, Wizards of Waverly Place" Millennial.
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Matthew Ogle@flaneurNov 6
Can I just say,
Matthew Ogle (@flaneur) profile pictureMatthew Ogle@flaneur31 Jan 2015
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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This is what I've been saying since the beginning. They've stolen time from us. They've stolen the opportunity to see things that will never be achieved or accomplished in our lives because They've set everything back so far.theyve stolen so much from us all. Bury them.
The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) profile pictureThe Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincolnNov 5
The MAGA party took 10 years from you. Now is not the time to meet them halfway.
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dart
@poordartNov 4
Every tech bro rn
🤖 Made with AI
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Sam Altman (@sama) profile pictureSam Altman
@samaNov 4
People should always be in control of the future. OpenAI is against the notion that it would be acceptable for people to be relegated to a role of doing things that “AI systems think makes sense to reward in humans”. People should not cede control of the future to superintelligence, and that requirement should ultimately constrain AI progress.
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Marlow Stern
@MarlowNYCNov 4
new affleck dropped
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jár@jarodzszNov 4
this is nice and all but it's like. why did everyone decide to be hitler in 2024. what was that about. that was like The Big One
Patrick Ruffini (@PatrickRuffini) profile picturePatrick Ruffini
@PatrickRuffiniNov 4
The swings tonight among groups that swung right in 2024.
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Hey Dems we want a vibe that’s Mamdani + vindictive. We want effective leadership that gets shit done and improves people’s lives. And we want to see the fucking traitors face consequences. Do both.
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Jack@GayLaVieNov 4
WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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derek guy
@dieworkwearNov 4
Replying to @JDVance
You are trying to position yourself for 2028 by pretending you were concerned about those issues all along, but the fact is that when people within your own party brought up the cost of living, you made jokes about it. You are disingenuous at your core. xitter.cf/JDVance/status/2085000…
JD Vance (@JDVance) profile pictureJD Vance
@JDVanceAug 5
I'm surprised to hear Mark say this. If you've ever met him in person, it's quite obvious the man has never missed a burrito.
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California's decades-long strategy of refusing to build housing finally worked
VoteHub (@VoteHub) profile pictureVoteHub
@VoteHubNov 4
VoteHub projects James Talarico to win the Texas U.S. Senate election.
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the quintessential face painting book from every millennial’s childhood
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If you’re a left leaning chuddy looking white guy, now is really your moment to shine
The Constitutionalist 🇺🇸 (@WeWillBeFree24) profile pictureThe Constitutionalist 🇺🇸
@WeWillBeFree24Oct 29
"say pedophiles"
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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I think the fact that Marissa Mayer would voluntarily disclose this to a reporter is a pretty good demonstration of how deeply the culture of Silicon Valley has diverged from the rest of humanity
Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) profile pictureKeith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need
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seth@kappylandOct 17
Working retail is awesome because you’ll say “hi welcome in” to people and they’ll look at you like you just slaughtered their whole family
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San Francisco’s transition from counter culture capital to LinkedIn: The City™️ needs to be studied. Not so it can be replicated, but so it can never happen anywhere else ever again.
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chase@_chase_____Oct 14
a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes
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no one understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 yrs old
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