Cuisine Player | Music & Movie Lover | Goal Achiever

My Kitchen
Joined January 2011
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Replying to @SemudaraAbayomi
Work in progress. Should send the URL tonight
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This sick thing about this is the camera view. Launch ooo 😂😂 before another person lunch am for you
Replying to @SemudaraAbayomi
Work in progress. Should send the URL tonight
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As in Zobo gbigbona? En shiere ni?😭😭😭😭😭😭
I will love to experience this, see ehn if your woman is not clean like this for you then broke up with her and move on📌🕊️
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Exclusive look at filming Spider Man vs The Hand in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’. “We are shooting practical stunts and fights with no visual effects.” Now available on Digital.
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“She’s just a vibe coder” Build your own game and scale millions of user within few days. Or you no get access to Claude?😂
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He really use to come on here and gossip like a stan
If @rihanna is dating @chrisbrown again then she has a death wish. A beater is always a beater--just watch!
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Prime example on why having a creative director is important.
Future - Build A Bitch Directed by Cole Bennett
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No be lie
The way some of y’all look stupid in front of celebrities, I always wish y’all had one in your family. Maybe then you’d understand… Still, I can’t blame some of y’all.
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Una no dey find other to better una life, na update to chop woman full Una head..
Boys go use this update chop women tire 😂😂
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For context, the globally acclaimed simulation game, Sims 4, has ~22k players at the moment. LagosLife is a massive growth story.
3 MILLION PLAYERS IN 6 DAYS!!! 😭🇳🇬👑 Guys, WHAT HAVE WE STARTED?! 114,224 people online at the same time. 26.7 MILLION visits and counting. You’ve turned Lagos Life into a whole movement. Thank you for building this world with me ❤️ 3M down. 10M, WE’RE COMING! 🚀 @LagosLifeApp #lagoslife
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bro just discovered the CAP theorem of men
I have observed that if a guy is: • Handsome + rich, he won't be loyal • Handsome + loyal, he would be poor • Rich + loyal, he wont be handsome • Rich + handsome + loyal, he would be gay • Rich + handsome + loyal + straight, he would be fictional
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I really need us to make getting older feel normal & dignified again. You are 34, 42, 51. Own it. Nothing is embarrassing abt looking ur age, dressing ur age, or occupying the stage of life you are actually in. There is beauty, desirability, sensuality & style at every age.
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The Clocker 🙌🏾
Clocked this back in 2012...why do y'all take so long to see stuff huuh..lol
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Context: They asked me to “Purchase 3 things to get 300$ reward.” After paying, the reward became split coupons: “buy $200 to get $60 off”, “buy 300 to get 90 off”. Etc. All within 48 hours. Do the math. I have to spend maybe 1k to get the $300 reward - that was positioned as a standalone credit. Stupid ass scammy marketing. Plus what the hell am I buying on Temu up to that amount? Anyways, I wanted the three things I ordered but on principle, I’ve just now canceled - after making sure they’ve started processing. Aura for aura.
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Finally tried to activate the Temu promo bundle and everyone in that organization should be arrested for fraud.
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3 MILLION PLAYERS IN 6 DAYS!!! 😭🇳🇬👑 Guys, WHAT HAVE WE STARTED?! 114,224 people online at the same time. 26.7 MILLION visits and counting. You’ve turned Lagos Life into a whole movement. Thank you for building this world with me ❤️ 3M down. 10M, WE’RE COMING! 🚀 @LagosLifeApp #lagoslife
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Saw multiple people saying they sacked him too, I was about to say that the reason he wasn’t performing in any of the jobs was because he had too many jobs and he can’t function properly. Appaz na Lagos life una hire am. Gosh😭
Just fired chef tolu. He has never fed me anything since he started work. He shouldn’t be called a chef please.
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They think dragging tinubu will pain us 🤣🤣🤣
Nigerians wants a fight with us😂are they even ready?
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She acts like a wild animal that became human overnight. None of her movements are ever normal.
Chrisean is going VIRAL for her nasty cooking manners 😭
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