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Joined February 2014
we are reverse engineering God btw
Incredible discoveries happening in the lab
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When will these people learn not to have an email account
Bad news. I got email from Nintendo... 💀
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Bad news. I got email from Nintendo... 💀
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YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇 WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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bangin out the tunes
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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She's a 4, but she's a private key for a intermediary CA.
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the sub harmonic blessings of a substrate that loves you for who you are
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I’ll say it again. Every time I hear JD Vance speak, I see why his mom chose Percs over him.
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Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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NATHAN FIELDER Now do you understand what the principal and the superintendent are arguing about? You just saw him climb out the window to buy hamburgers across the street ELIZABETH HOLMES They're ... they're talking past each other? BILLY EVANS Ok, let's stop tape right here
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Twitter people are so dramatic
After much thought, I've decided to step away from this project. Thank you to all of you who showed support after my last post. It meant a lot to me. 💕 The source code and a v0.1.0 release you can play in Azahar are on GitHub. More on why in the reply. github.com/cmyksoda/SMG-3DS
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You Can See Everything 4DX rerelease when
The world’s largest 4DX cinema is at Regal Times Square in NYC. 👀🍿
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I need to talk about You Can See Everything can everyone please go see it immediately
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Zelenskyy: "When our strikes reached Yandex data centers, it suddenly became little easier to breathe on many social media platforms. Many people noticed it. There was less hate, less division, fewer provocations because there were fewer bots. It's pretty clear where those bots were coming from. If they disappeared when Yandex went offline, this proves once again that Europe is not the source of the problems." The big problem is that Russia figured out how modern society consumes information a decade ago, but the West hasn't. ​There are millions of bots commenting and posting Russian propaganda. There are paid influencers spreading it, with Russian bots supporting their content. There is a gigantic machine operating to radicalize and influence Western societies, and there is not enough defense in place. It doesn't just influence elections, it sows discord, engulfs societies in culture wars, radicalizes teenagers, and shapes political decisions when elected officials fail to read the room. ​That needs to change. And fast.
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Replying to @28delayslater
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Those edm songs where its like a soft voiced girl calmly describes a vaguely magical experience she had on ecstasy over a soft house beat need to die
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we’re cooked I’m afraid
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idea: autogenerated Civilization II style morning debriefs.
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Propagating super intelligence to the stars is a great success condition for a biological bootloader
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