NOT AN ULTRACREPIDARIAN retweeted
You're so right. Many guys are not suffering from premature ejaculation, they're just dealing with women who makes sex scarce or rational to them.
NOT AN ULTRACREPIDARIAN retweeted
This provision store woman in my area had a deal with some yahoo boys. They bought goods on credit for as long as they wanted and paid her back once they cashed out.
One particular boy would owe her for up to two months. The moment he cashed out, he settled up. Sometimes it was 150 to 200k.
This morning I saw her crying bitterly. She said the boy owed her 300 thousand naira. When she started worrying and asking him, he claimed he had cashed out but the middleman was yet to send his money.
Yesterday she saw him packing properties out of his house. He assured her they weren’t his, just returning items he had seized from an aza man. He promised to pay every single kobo once he returned.
She didn’t see him all day yesterday. When she went to wake him up first thing this morning, his house was empty. The young man has absconded.
Above all, love God.
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To a very large extent, my parents are my role models in marriage. I speak with my father often. I speak with my mother too.
Whatever my view of marriage is, it’s because that is what I have seen them do, and it worked really well for them.
- My father controls my mother.
- My mother submits to his leadership.
- My father loves my mother and provides for her.
- My mother supports him fully. She never lets him struggle when she is capable of lightening his burden.
- My mother never talks back to my father, no matter how angry she is. Most times she comes to vent to me.
- My father never makes critical decisions without informing my mother. He carries her along.
- My mother is a businesswoman, but she never neglected her role. She made sure food was ready and she taught us to cook too. Sometimes we cook while she supervises us.
So whatever you see me post on marriage is what I have seen work, not just for my parents, but for people around me growing up and even now. I don’t believe in "This is 2026" because we are still humans. We still have morning and night. We still eat. Nothing has changed.
If we recreate what our parents did, it will work perfectly well for us.
Most importantly, I don’t expect you to always agree with me. You have your own orientation too. But if you think I’m making sense, then it’s fine to support me.
Above all, love God.
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NOT AN ULTRACREPIDARIAN retweeted
Buying this Dangote IPO only shows that you're ignorant when it comes to investments. You're just going with the crowds.
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Be careful of the married men and women you take advice from. Stupid people get married too.
I met a married man yesterday who said he stopped kissing his wife because she always reminds him to brush his teeth. Imagine a full grown man refusing to brush his teeth unless he's reminded.
See ehh, being married does not make anyone wiser than you. They might have some experience, but you still need to be very careful.
Above all, love God.
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One thing I genuinely wish for every man to experience is a woman who fucks back. A woman who fucks back is a rare gem.
Many men have been having sex, but they have never truly had sex with a woman who fucks back. One who switches from missionary to doggy without you asking her to turn. She moves from doggy to cowgirl on her own. She takes your cock into her mouth at intervals, giving you a mind-blowing blowjob. She is fully, actively involved. She is not just lying there like a log of wood.
Her moans are heavenly. She knows exactly how her sounds make your dick harder and heighten the strength with which you fuck her. If your cock slides out, she does not wait for you to put it back in. She reaches for it and guides it inside herself. She never goes dry. Her pussy stays wet and juicy like a river the entire time.
My gosh! Some of you cannot relate, and I honestly empathize with you. I hope one day you get to experience it too.
Above all, love God.
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NOT AN ULTRACREPIDARIAN retweeted
The wealthy will never force down your throat an opportunity that would make you wealthy.
Do with this information whatever you will.
Above all, love God.
Why is Dangote so determined to make all of us millionaires? They are now hawking his IPO from market to market. 😔
Instead of buying Dangote IPO shares, it’s better to buy goats and start a goat farming business.
Any “good deal” that wealthy and influential men aggressively push on poor and average Nigerians should be treated with suspicion.
Suddenly, the poor man has become so important that Dangote wants to make him rich.
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👏👏👏👏
My man said my vagina smelled like fish and he can't have sex with me.
I felt ashamed immediately and went to bathe.
When I came out he was already asleep. In the morning I asked him why he said it like that. He said he was only being honest.
I treated it for a few days and the smell stopped.
The next time we tried having sex, he put his fingers and sniffed it without saying anything.
I noticed what he did and left the bed. I'm never giving him sex anymore.
NOT AN ULTRACREPIDARIAN retweeted
Whether you admit it or not, Nigeria is already happening to you. As long as you're in Nigeria, Nigeria is happening to you already.
Many Nigerians pray, “May Nigeria never happen to me.” But whether you like it or not, Nigeria is already happening to you.
You work a 9-to-5 job and are expected to resume by 8am, yet you leave home at 5 am, because traffic has stolen hours of your time.
You own a business, but you cannot rely on public electricity. You must find alternative power sources and bear the extra costs yourself.
You graduate and prepare for NYSC, but your parents may need millions of naira in case you are posted to an unsafe location.
Nigeria is failing too many Nigerians.
Think about these issues before you cast your vote in the next election.
Vote wisely.
NOT AN ULTRACREPIDARIAN retweeted
The things this generation call freedom is actually slavery of the brain.
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When a man is dating a woman, he should have absolutely no business with her friends. Your girlfriend's friends are not your friends. Keep your distance.
My girlfriend can stay in touch with her male friends, but boundaries must be respected. Especially by her. If she doesn't know how to do that, I'll ask her to choose between her male friends and I.
Above all, love God.
NOT AN ULTRACREPIDARIAN retweeted
I think the yorubas are the most tribalistic people in Nigeria. They'd rather have Nigeria collapse than allowing someone outside their group rule. Everything to them is about tribe. Just too bad of them.
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Marry a woman who takes accountability for her actions. A woman who says "sorry" when she is wrong, and one who genuinely wants to see the relationship work.
Marry a kind, sweet and responsible woman. You'll never regret it.
Above all, love God.




















