@CentaurJake

I am a proud centuar. I am proud to have a horse body but the torso of a man Death to all 2 legs

 An earthen cave
Joined August 2014
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walk into the club like "I have the body of a horse and the torso and arms of a human man"
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Stop being depressed about the past. You can't change it. Start being depressed about the future, because you can't change that either
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Mr. T
@MrT6 Apr 2022
I just received my 2nd Moderna booster vaccine, and I feel good! I am still going to wear my mask and keep my distance because the virus ain’t over, Fool! Grrr
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Seth Worley@Awakeland3D6 Apr 2022
It’s time to experience @WestSideMovie the way absolutely no one intended.
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Disgusting.
Marshall Julius
@MarshallJulius3 Mar 2020
Thrilled that human/centaur marriage is now legally recognised around the world. Stay strong my cyclops brothers and sisters! Your time will surely come. 👁️👊
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They locked my main account because I was mean to the president and to that I say: Hey @realDonaldTrump: fuck yourself with a knife, you fucking assclown!
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Sarah@Sarah404BC7 Nov 2018
C21st #Centaur problems.....a little midweek levity
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