@RachelMComedy

Aspiring butterface

 Queens, NY
instagram.com/rachelmcomedy
Joined May 2013
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  • Followers69.1K
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I'm aging like fine wine (in a basement, untouched)
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"We need to educate men about consent" You're so right. This happened because all seven of these rapists who got into Cornell tragically missed the "Good Touch Bad Touch" song in kindergarten
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Rex v Notan 🦇@notanerableSep 25
Never accuse me of not being a true love of the game poster because other people are getting way more likes than me for this and idgaf I just think it’s so fucking funny
ari@technicoluorSep 24
just saw an account with this pfp
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Mine too
just a@F466OTSep 15
Unfortunately my gay awakening was seeing Macklemore in this video
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Since we have to explain every joke now and ruin the word economy: I don't mean he turned me on because he looks like a lesbian. I mean he turned me off so much that I realized I was a lesbian.
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Insane how there's public beef between the world's most popular toddler musician and Ms. Rachel
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He’s feeding us glass to make us all sound like him 😡
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowAug 18
Outshine popsicles have been recalled nationwide due to potential glass contamination. The affected flavors are strawberry, watermelon, grape, tangerine, and black cherry.
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitAug 6
Why is it called “no-fault divorce”, when there is almost always a child at fault?
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New Charli XCX album is phenomenal, but naturally, losers are hating because it's not Brat. Proof that if you bring coke to a party ONE TIME that's all people will ever want from you
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Kathryn@KittyCat1603Jul 23
Replying to @olegandsophie
Yeah but the child didn’t, they didn’t agree to no contact and they are entitled to know where they come from
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Breathing the air outside today is equivalent to smoking two cigarettes: TERRIBLE for you unless you're drunk. Please, everyone, stay indoors until you've downed six White Claws
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19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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Allison Floyd@AllisonRFloydJul 8
“WHY DIDN’T SHE GO TO THE POLICE RIGHT AFTER HER ASSAULT?!” screamed the self-proclaimed socially aware who every other day of the week will tell you ACAB.
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People love to shit on attachment theory, but it's actually flawless when you realize "anxious" just means "loser" and "avoidant" just means "asshole"
keysmashbandit
@keysmashbanditJul 7
Remember: adult "attachment theory" was developed in the late 2010s primarily as a form of intrasexual competition between psychology majors. You shouldn't allow it to propagate outside of that niche because it is an invasive species that outcompetes other relational frameworks
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"Why are you in a miserable situationship? Because you are a loser, and the other person is an asshole." True every time!!!! Belongs on every infographic!!!! Even infographics about climate change!!!!
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RednBlackSalamander@9mmballpointJul 8
McConnell is almost certainly dead but they should try and resuscitate him anyway just in case he has the anti-Fetterman brain damage that makes him woke
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Food
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John Kennedy
@FrazzleMyGimpJun 9
Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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zeynep tufekci
@zeynepMay 10
One outbreak and the entire “sane” side of public health resorted back to the paternalism of telling us not to worry or “panic”, “this isn’t Covid”, etc. They didn’t learn a thing. We didn’t appoint them to be our therapists or parents. Provide info, don’t dictate how to feel.
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Here's a sketch I wrote about how Chuck Schumer is the worst human being alive
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