Random, but is your signature scent at @HolidayInn @IHGhotels available for sale? My husband loves #holidayinn #holidayinnexpress & it’s #signaturescent

Looking to start a new #knitting project: heirloom afghan, must be washable yarn (I’ve got kids!), and in color scheme of photo @ravelry #hivemind help a mama out! #mombrain #decisionparalysis

I’m incensed that this woman can get away with stealing my $ and no one cares or is willing to help me, & there are no repercussions for her actions. #WoonsocketRI #PD told to to file a small claims report 🙄 @CashApp @BankofAmerica @Facebook I was buying a toy for my son fyi

Is honesty REALLY the best policy, even when you know if you’re honest about how you feel it will hurt someone you love? #rhetorical #aita #ifitellthetruth

If you want nice things then you need to take care of the things you already have. Finishing up my first section of a repair on our leather couch that our toddler had ripped.. #onestitchtwostitchredstitchbluestitch #toddlerlife #sewme #makeitwork

Me: What do birds eat? My toddler: Their fears. #toddlerlife #toddlerquotes #thisistwo

I hate using Twitter to just complain to companies because I’ve been on the other end responding to those complaining tweets.. but #TBH, it’s the easiest, fastest response time, and best way to get whatever I need resolved. #sorrynotsorry

Whoops accidentally reloaded my #DD card twice. W/E it’s #mothersday and I can do no wrong today 😆@dunkindonuts

Today is my favorite day - Winnie the Pooh

It’s another naked toddler morning over here... I’d interrupt so we can get a move on for our day, but he’s emptied his entire bookcase and is doing some independent reading. #bookworm #boardbooks #naked #quarantine #nowheretobe #nowheretogo

Just got an email from “kate” with part of the subject being “surprise”... got my hopes up thinking it was from @TheKateMulgrew for a #surprise #cocktailswithkate but the email was really from @katespadeny #katespadesurprise 😆🖖👛

I bought a whole coconut today... why? Because I could and I wanted to try to make my own #coconutoil. Later I’ll be like “hey, #futureself remember that time I thought it’d be cool to make your own coconut oil? Yeah don’t. Just buy it next time.” #noregrets #maybe #tbd

What would you interpret a 2yo saying “buttkiss” or “buttcakes” to mean? #whatdidyoujustsay #saywhat

#ReesesPeanutButterCups before 7AM... okay! #toddlerlife

Just did my first #postnatal #workout with @BodyFitByAmy on @YouTube and loved it. I really appreciated that you reassured your viewers to #takeitslow and you’ll get back to where you once were. #slowandsteady #missingthegym #postpartumworkout #workoutfromhome

Holy moley, @nickjonas’s secret twin was in #DoverNH today robbing @BankofAmerica and later apprehended!! #yougotmeinchains #wtg @DoverNHPolice facebook.com/186387984885086…

#icanteven #beprepared for how #lionkingremake is so #lame - see what I did there #musicalplayonwords

Cheetahs and lions going for a friendly run together? #ohijustcantwaittobeking #realitycheck #theyhateeachother #irl #lionking #remakesmakemesick