@Causey4

Like Dave Coulier, only hotter

Joined July 2012
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61% of Americans want to abolish the electoral college. If we want to get rid of the EC, we need to get that number below 50%.
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When we created our series "Clean Slate" we had one goal, to defeat @DanaCarvey's 1994 movie 'Clean Slate' on Rotten Tomatoes. Barring a sudden, very delayed influx of love for the feature, WE DID THAT SHIT!
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Half of Memento
Dyerbolical Horror (☥𝐃𝐁)
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Challenge Round! Name a Black and White Horror that is not Dracula 1931.
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I won the muscle loss competition, but all I got was a trophy.
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Some nice doubt you got there. Be a shame if someone were to be given the benefit of it.
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All of his executive orders should open with this sentence.
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The Substance (2024)
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Me whenever someone posits that people are basically good.
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Vampire Randy Jackson's like, "Gonna be a Nosferatu from me, dawg."
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*Famous person is revealed to have engaged in horrible behavior.* Everyone: Well, you know who NEVER let us down? The person who will soon be revealed to have actually let us down in ways we can't yet imagine!
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People are like the baby has your eyes I’ve never been able to recognize a baby having it’s parents eyes, besides that this isn’t even my baby, I kidnapped it
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This may be none of my business but your privacy offends me
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Dang thats deep. If only there was a movie that explored this concept!
Roxx@aiartprodigy11 Jan 2025
Replying to @TheCinesthetic
Fight Club. I adore the movie, but when you dig into it, the whole “reject society and embrace chaos” thing can get twisted. Tyler Durden’s philosophy isn’t as cool as it seems when you really think about the damage it causes.
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The existence of humanity has been a net negative for the collective intelligence of humanity.
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it’s only 6:00 here and I thought it was like 11:00 I just gained 5 bonus hours of life
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@gandalf_thegreg26 Nov 2024
this extra sucks for the woman in the pic because due to the apple on her head no doctor will come close enough to help her
Miss Dong Copter@HitCockBottom26 Nov 2024
Shoot your shot.
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People are like “go out and touch grass” and now my dick is all green
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Twitter used to be something
Dave Warmier@Causey418 Jul 2018
It wasn't me! It was the one-eyed man! -Dick Cumble, The Spoojative
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